Bill Cosby Rap

[Ran]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HXtBk0uY830

It's old, but I didn't see it posted here.

Lyrics
Kids, listen to the rap music.
Kids, listen to the rap music.
What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon!?
What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon!?

You see?
The kids, they listen to the rap,
Which gives them the brain damage.
You see?
With their hippin' and their hoppin',
And their bippin' and their boppin',
So they don't know what the jazz is all about!
You see?

Jazz is like, Jello Pudding.
No!
Actually it's more like Kodak film.
No!
Actually Jazz is like the new Coke.
It will be around forever.
Ha ha ha!

What's the difference between me and you?
(Pokemon! Guy comes out.)
What's the difference between me and you?
(Pokemon! You like to play.)
Ha ha ha!

Come on little fella, you like to jump rope.
What do you think candy is made out of?
Pokemon!
Pokemon!?

No!
Actually, candy is more like Kodak film.
See?
Here I go, down the slope!
Do' I'm going...
Zip Zop Zoobity Bop!
It's ok, take your time.
Do you remember what he looked like?

I had an uncle named Stewie,
And he used to sell bicycles.

Coo Coo Cee choo!
Whatcha got there?
Oh! A big stupid doo-doo head!

What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon!?