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    Default ANTS! (MONDAYS SUCK AND I HATE BUGS RANT..)

    so, i'm at work this morning and realize there are like 3-4 ants on my desk....

    i think to myself... "wtf? there is not food in my trash or on my desk..." i look around... i don't see a trail around my desk or anything... nothing in the trash... so i go on about my work....


    30 minutes later 3-4 more crawl across..... i ponder for a moment "wonder if there are any on my co-workers desk" since he's not here yet i go take a look... there are like 20-30 on his desk.... i still didn't see a trail... so i took my yogurt bowl upstairs (from this morning...) so they stop coming to my desk.. come back down stairs and turn on our brighter lights...

    now in the dim lights.. i saw what i thought was a stain in the carpet... BUT with the brights on.. it's this huge trail of ants... stemming from one side of the room to the other... going under the cubicle wall and coming out under my co-workers desk... up the side of the wall and into his trash can...

    i buzz my boss....( let me remind you this is the most ants i've prolly ever seen) i tell him what's up... and this is his reply..... "yeah i'll be down stairs and in about 30 minutes or so.. just don't bother them so that you don't mess up the trail"


    we work in his house... THOUSANDS of ants are swarming our work area... and he could give a shit less... he's just up there either sleeping or something.. he doesn't normally start "working" until like 11:30 or so... but you would think the least he would do is come down here with his freakin bug killer(he actually has some sort of pesticide) and spray these damn ants!!!

    and to top that off.. my co-worker is gonna be late because "the comcast guy came unexpected to work on our modem" even though you have to schedule them to come out....





    (note as i typed this 3-4 more were on my desk... one on my arm... 2 on my NECK!) i'm about to just leave...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    sorry i meant to make this an "ATTN TO ALL!!!!!! but pbs stupid ******

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    i hope them ants attack your eye ball



    lololol



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    ED come take care of this fool for me...

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    lol ed is busy being infectous to the women folk



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    lol ed is busy being infectous to the women folk
    which one did he give you?

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    Sorry babe. You shoulda just stayed in bed this mornin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    which one did he give you?
    none..b/c 1st i dnt fuck w/ man hoes..only woman hoes..and 2nd..i was born w/ it..get ur facts str8 bo duke



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Sorry babe. You shoulda just stayed in bed this mornin

    i know right... but then john would be real pissed cause joel isn't here... still....

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