lol my dad got bit by a cat the other day and his hand is swollen like he got elephantitis. shits funny shouldnt have tried to catch the cat now he had to get up to date shots cause of it lirl
lol my dad got bit by a cat the other day and his hand is swollen like he got elephantitis. shits funny shouldnt have tried to catch the cat now he had to get up to date shots cause of it lirl
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