Ok seriously... as of right now, I have owned an xbox 360 elite for all of, oh, 4.5 hours. We have tried it on not 1 but 2 TVs. The thing has no video. It makes the boot up sound, but has no picture. It's not reading the disc, either... all it does is make the startup noise. Doesn't start playing Guitar Hero II.

And SPEAKING of Guitar Hero II, I bought the game with the wired controller, and when I press the little X guide button, nothing happens. It doesn't flash, the xbox doesn't turn on. NOTHING.

All this thing is doing is making the xbox start up noise and spinning a disc. That's it.

Long story short, I just spent $641.52 on a black box that doesn't work.

FUCK YOU XBOX... I AM TAKING THIS THING BACK LIKE RIGHT NOW.