Any Dick Got His Ass Whooped !

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Andy is a dumb motherfucker anyway. Im glad he got his ass beat.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/jo..._andy_dick.php

Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz' SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women." Then when the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz was expecting an apology for the comment and when he didn't get one he flipped out. Page Six reports:

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

This one's a no-brainer. Andy Dick is the biggest waste of human life since OJ Simpson and Jon Lovitz is awesome. Plus he was in those Subway commercials. Trying to figure out who to root for in this one is like trying to decide between a cute little kitten playing with a ball of yarn and Hitler.

[AznTraitor]

yeah, Andy Dick is fucking retarded! he is not funny whatsoever, and he just reeks of someone who enjoys butthole sex all day


go Jon Lovitz! beat his scrawny ass! I'd pay to see that video too! I think it'd be funnier, if he would have picked him up and tossed him into the crowd

[thinkfast®]

ANDY DICK GOT LAZY EYE FROM ERRANT SPERM GOING IN HIS FACE ONCE

TRUE STORY

[DieselNuts]

Nice. I was trying to figure out why I liked Jon Lovitz. Now I know why.

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol,jon anit even big...i could probbly beat him up

[DieselNuts]

yeah, but look at andy dick. he's as scrawny as they come.

[OneSlow5pt0]

yeah, but look at andy dick. he's as scrawny as they come.

true...but still,thiers a lot of other people that need a ass whooping more than andy *cough*mencia *cough* vick *cough*

[DieselNuts]

true...but still,thiers a lot of other people that need a ass whooping more than andy *cough*mencia *cough* vick *cough*

I agree with you there.

[Tracy]

Landon got felt up by Andy Dick!

[Tracy]

So Who Doesn't Know Andy Dick Is Gay?

[Jaimecbr900]

Andy is a dick.....

I've seen a bunch of reports where he gets drunk and tries to "tag along" with real celebrities that don't even want him with them. He tried to jump in the limo with somebody, I can't remember who, and made a total ass of himself when they told him "no". They finally let him in the limo out of pity.

He's a loser. Glad he got what he deserved. Maybe next time he won't run his mouth.

[AznTraitor]

Andy is a dick.....

I've seen a bunch of reports where he gets drunk and tries to "tag along" with real celebrities that don't even want him with them. He tried to jump in the limo with somebody, I can't remember who, and made a total ass of himself when they told him "no". They finally let him in the limo out of pity.

He's a loser. Glad he got what he deserved. Maybe next time he won't run his mouth.

nah, he'll probably press charges or try and make a whole new act about how people pick on him because he's small, I feel a pity party coming on for this assclown

[Nissangeek]

Some one as puny as Andy Dick should not try to piss off as many people as he does. I hope it happens again when he says something about some one like Hulk Hogan, or "The Govenator". That would be funny as shit.

[JayKnight]

YES!!! I kicked his ass.