I sense some bad vibes coming from you in the form of deception and false advertisement of one's self. I couldn't help but notice your "title" next to your avatar and it's contents: The Bullet Dodger. Now there are a couple(three to be exact) possible scenarios that I can see in this situation:

1. You didn't really get shot last year and you were skillfully able to Matrix around the projectile. Very good on the PS-ing of the scar on your chest.

2. You had another incident that you failed to inform us of since this other event happened.

3. With the capitalizing of the words in the "title," I can assume that this is the name of a pro or semi-pro team. Maybe the San Antonio Bullet Dodgers or something along those lines.

Now, with these three laid out in front of you, I'll let you make the choice on which is more accurate. Are you deceiving us or not? Because if you truly did dodge that bullet, I'd hate to see what it would've done to you had it struck. Later, QD.