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While going to the BP last night to wait for Kainjuice to show up, I had some people run up on me pulling out guns. I immediately called the police and they sent some old due in a tan Mazda with a blue strobe on his dash. As soon as he pulled up, he told that he was just leaving the scene of a domestic dispute where an "alleged" worthless fat white trash dude was defending his shotgun wedding with his wife. At that same moment, a black 240 came by and, judging by the horrendous noise it was making, had suffered from CBS(cracked block syndrome). Stopping by to lend help and an offer to wage Jihad on the 240, some out-casted dude of Middle Eastern origin, then let out a blood-curdling yell , threw a baseball bat at the gun-wielding people mentioned earlier and ran like a Kenyan in NYC. Now after learning of a gay alliance between members of the Hispanic raza, I quickly realized that I had completely forgot about my copy of the AJC where I had spotted an equally amaing Supra for sale at an awesome price. Later, QD.