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Thread: Alex's Incident at the China Buffet (Funniest Lunch Ever)

  1. 03-14-2005, 02:16 PM #1
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    Default Alex's Incident at the China Buffet (Funniest Lunch Ever)

    So i felt like some Chinese due to the processor bringing in some sweet-scented carryout lunch.

    Anyway, Alex, Myslef and another collegue head over to the China Buffet across the street for some tasty lunch:

    So we're having some good servings of schiskabob(sp?) Lo-mein, fried rice, dumplins etc.

    So i'm all into my lunch, enjoying it and stuff when i notice that some words are being exchanged. So i glance up to see Alex talking to one of the servers.

    Apparently they're discussing the reciept

    Server (with accent): Here is your ticket
    **Alex take tickets and tear them apart**
    Alex: So where is my reciept?
    Server(offended by tearing action):You go pay at counter then they give you receipt!
    Alex: Huh?
    Server: You take this to counter and go pay and they give you receipt
    Alex: Okay
    Server(very aggresively): You understand? Okay..... OKAY.... OKAY
    Alex: Alright
    **now at this point we're Crakin' up like WTF...where did this come from???
    Server: (comes Back to the table)Do you want to pay me, i give you receipt??
    Alex: No that's ok, Thank You
    **now at this point we can't contain ourselves, this shit is overwhelmingly Hilarious***
    --At this point Alex is pissed so he knock over the Soy sauce on the table---
    and i'm like Yo wtf? (laughing my ass of as the puddle of soy sauce increases over the surface--- So I pick it back up.

    So we get up to go pay, walk over to the counter while reminiscing on what just happend and Alex Noticed that his jacket is gone.
    He walkes back to the table and homeboy TOOK HIS JACKET....not sure what words were exchanged there...

    Moral of the story
    RESPECT YOU SERVER OR YOU'LL BE _ _ n 3 d !!!
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  2. 03-14-2005, 02:20 PM #2
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    YA! THAT DUDE WANTED TO FIGHT ME..

    HE TOLD ME HE'LL GIVE ME MY J ACKET AND ASKED IF I WOULD GIVE HIM A SERVICE FEE

    I TOLD HIM NO AND HE SAID NO.. YOU GIVEME A SERVICE FEE.. i THAN SAID AND I QUOTE

    " FUCK YOU "

    THAN HIS HOMEBOY GRABBED THE FUCKING NOUN CHUCKS OFF THE WALL AND STARTED SWINGING THEM SHITS LIKE BRUCE LEE!

    I PAID AND WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE THAT I DESTROYED WITH COOKIES AND SOY SAUCE AND GAVE THE GUY HIS SERVIE FEE HE ASKED FOR....... A SINGLE PENNY

    YO FOR REAL THIS DUDE WAS FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD.. IM GOING BACK THERE TOMORROW AND REQUESTING HIS SERVICE!
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  3. 03-14-2005, 02:32 PM #3
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    So.... why'd you tear up the ticket in the first place?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    So.... why'd you tear up the ticket in the first place?
    I TOOK THE PRINTED OUT RECEIPT OFF OF THE NADWRITTEN TICKET TO RETAIN FOR MY MONTHLY EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENT ACCOUNT

    AND HOME BOY FLIPPEDOUT


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    Ohhhh ok, you seperated the two... I thought dude was saying you tore the check in half, as if you weren't going to pay for it.
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    NOPE THAT WAS NOT THE CASE


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    ahhahaha thats great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    Ohhhh ok, you seperated the two... I thought dude was saying you tore the check in half, as if you weren't going to pay for it.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa
    Now that would've been some shit!

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  9. 03-14-2005, 02:56 PM #9
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    funny shit
    next time tear the check
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    ^ HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That's BOLD!

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    man kevin you are such an instigator
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    now if only someone could have got that on tape.
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    WORD YO.. I THOUGHT ABOUT TAKIN SOME PICS OF HOMEBOY WITH MY PHONE.. BUT IT WASNT GONNA BE PRETTY IF I STARTED SNAPPIN PICS


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    Quote Originally Posted by GA_Teg
    now if only someone could have got that on tape.
    All bullshit aside, you should've seen how serious the servers face was...

    Yah know...we're over here tryin to keep a straight face (almost cracked up) and the server's lookin' at Alex like "Yo WTF is your problem"


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    lol ya'll really should go back to eat there tomorrow....
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    fuk it ! Alex was keeping it "ST" style!
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    DAMN ALEX, I WANNA GO WITH YA!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    All bullshit aside, you should've seen how serious the servers face was...

    Yah know...we're over here tryin to keep a straight face (almost cracked up) and the server's lookin' at Alex like "Yo WTF is your problem"

    I can appreciate the intensity of the situation, but it would have been priceless with pics.
    Alex, you need to go back tomorrow and eat there.
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    OMG - That is tooo funny - we should get a big group to go tomm and sit in this guys section!
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    hahaha damn asians... I've never seen a restaurant with Nunchucks though...
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    ^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    WTF is a nounchucks??
    Bwahah that's some funny shit though


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    nunchucks are what michelangelo used as his weapon on teenage mutant ninja turtles.

    btw - good job alex, holdin' it down ST style!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    nunchucks are what michelangelo used as his weapon on teenage mutant ninja turtles.

    btw - good job alex, holdin' it down ST style!
    Oh now I can imagine!Bwahaha
    That shit is funny.I can't beleive he actually do that...


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    haven't been back since

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    Nothing like bringing back a post from the dead!
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    yo homegirl, the last post was made on the 14th of the current month

    so this is't considered "DEAD" okay, you have a prollum you come say it to my face Okay!!!???

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    Get back in your cage Kev!
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    wtf? you want some???

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