Alex's Incident at the China Buffet (Funniest Lunch Ever)

[Kevykev]

So i felt like some Chinese due to the processor bringing in some sweet-scented carryout lunch.

Anyway, Alex, Myslef and another collegue head over to the China Buffet across the street for some tasty lunch:

So we're having some good servings of schiskabob(sp?) Lo-mein, fried rice, dumplins etc.

So i'm all into my lunch, enjoying it and stuff when i notice that some words are being exchanged. So i glance up to see Alex talking to one of the servers.

Apparently they're discussing the reciept

Server (with accent): Here is your ticket
**Alex take tickets and tear them apart**
Alex: So where is my reciept?
Server(offended by tearing action):You go pay at counter then they give you receipt!
Alex: Huh?
Server: You take this to counter and go pay and they give you receipt
Alex: Okay
Server(very aggresively): You understand? Okay..... OKAY.... OKAY
Alex: Alright
**now at this point we're Crakin' up like WTF...where did this come from???
Server: (comes Back to the table)Do you want to pay me, i give you receipt??
Alex: No that's ok, Thank You
**now at this point we can't contain ourselves, this shit is overwhelmingly Hilarious***
--At this point Alex is pissed so he knock over the Soy sauce on the table---
and i'm like Yo wtf? (laughing my ass of as the puddle of soy sauce increases over the surface--- So I pick it back up.

So we get up to go pay, walk over to the counter while reminiscing on what just happend and Alex Noticed that his jacket is gone.
He walkes back to the table and homeboy TOOK HIS JACKET....not sure what words were exchanged there...

Moral of the story
RESPECT YOU SERVER OR YOU'LL BE _ _ n 3 d !!!