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    Default Jerusalem..The holy land.

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

    The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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    heard that one before... but it's still pretty funny....

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    http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...3#post35803233

    Go look at that thread too... completely ridiculous.

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