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  1. 05-29-2007, 08:35 PM #1
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    Default Mathematical proof about women



    The figures don't lie


    Sorry bitches the truth hurts
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  2. 05-29-2007, 08:41 PM #2
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    While true, a woman has 1 vagina so she is allowed to be evil. 1 Vagina / evil + man's sex drive = We put up with it.
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  3. 05-29-2007, 08:43 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    While true, a woman has 1 vagina so she is allowed to be evil. 1 Vagina / evil + man's sex drive = We put up with it.
    Lil joke for ya

    How are women and condoms the same?




    They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
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    A woman is like a Corvette. You have to spend money on it every time you take it out.
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

    - A woman that won't do what she's told.
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    What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?



    Nothing you already told her twice
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    How many men does it take to open a beer?





    - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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    I'll BRB. My wife is calling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I'll BRB. My wife is calling.
    From the kitchen I hope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I'll BRB. My wife is calling.
    Pussy-whip pwned.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    As a white male, I am genetically afraid of black people
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    WOW ALMOST EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD WAS A REPOST....WTF....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hektik
    WOW ALMOST EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD WAS A REPOST....WTF....
    WOW ALMOST EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD WAS A REPOST....WTF....

    Oh sorry
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    ...what do you do when your dishwasher breaks?











    ...slap her.
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    Man this forum is slow
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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