olsen twins = bond girls?

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right so apparently the current producer of the bond movies approached the olsen twins to be in the 22nd movie, and is apparently doing what she can to make the roles as appealing as possible to them.
i googled it, and there are a few articles on it, but it mostly seems to be celebrity blogs and aol news.
i hope it's complete bullshit, because these two are fucking scarecrows. personally i think eva green was a terrible bond girl too, but the movie overall was great so i overlooked her. but christ, the olsen twins? i don't think i can turn a blind eye to that.

and this might be whoreslounge material, but i figured i'd try it here since it's movie related.

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Right section. Later, QD.

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Right section. Later, QD.

alright, good to know.

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"Introducing the new Bond Girls: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen! One of the producers (who happens to be a female) of Daniel Craig's next James Bond movie is very impressed with Ashley and Mary-Kate and really wants them in the 22nd 007 movie scheduled to start filming in 2008. The Olsens would be the first set of Bond twins. The producer is making the offer as appealing to the girls as possible - there will be no nudity or sex scenes. And the twins will play good girls - not villains. (ER's Goran Visnjic is set to play a villain) The Olsens are seriously considering the offer."

The movie is a follow-up to Casino Royale. Later, QD.

[JDMmuscle]

They shouldnt be in ANY movie unless they arr naked, and making out with eachother

[disrupt]

this is something that might actually drive people away from the movie. i realize people predicted the same scenario when they casted craig,but people flocked after the reviews came out and said he was amazing(and he really was). i honestly can't imagine any scenario in which the olsen twins can get positive reviews as bond girls. i mean they completely shit on the archetype. they're like 4'9 and look like animated corpses.

They shouldnt be in ANY movie unless they arr naked, and making out with eachother

an incest lesbian sex scene starring the olsen twins? i think that'd kill a boner faster than tubgirl.

[madhatch]

this is something that might actually drive people away from the movie. i realize people predicted the same scenario when they casted craig,but people flocked after the reviews came out and said he was amazing(and he really was). i honestly can't imagine any scenario in which the olsen twins can get positive reviews as bond girls. i mean they completely shit on the archetype. they're like 4'9 and look like animated corpses.


an incest lesbian sex scene starring the olsen twins? i think that'd kill a boner faster than tubgirl.

okay well naked making out with me!

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the point was that i find the olsen twins painfully unattractive in every capacity.
bond girls are supposed to be hot, and the olsen twins look like the side effect of a broken condom during a 5 hour coke/ecstasy-fueled fuck-session between the area51 alien and calista flockhart

[ubers2k]

okay well naked making out with me!

So you're into necrophilia? I mean, they look like the walking fucking dead... they are hideous.

[JDMmuscle]

there is 150% NOTHING wrong with this

Bow chicka bow wow, chicka bow wow :idb:

[ubers2k]

you know what's funny... they don't wanna do sex scenes or anything like that, presumably to keep their status clean, but weren't they in rehab not too long ago? I don't get it...

[ubers2k]

there is 150% NOTHING wrong with this

Bow chicka bow wow, chicka bow wow :idb:

eh... if I was drunk enough...

[disrupt]

there is 150% NOTHING wrong with this

Bow chicka bow wow, chicka bow wow :idb:

except for the fact that the picture is 100% fake.
try this. or this for a more current picture.

or this
or this..

i think i've made a point.

[JDMmuscle]

i would still hit this 9 different directions

[disrupt]

i guess your taste in women is way different from mine.

[JDMmuscle]

I accept

To each their own buddy

[Crazy Asian]

Id puke if i had to watch the movie. Seriously Olsen twins freak me out. I cant take them

[Sol-Badguy]

Sure, if they gain some fucking weight.

[Ran]

Sure, if they gain some fucking weight.

Just like with any role actors take on, they'll get in shape for it. Olsen twins have quite a bit of potential.

[Sol-Badguy]

I'll quote you from a while ago, Ran.

What does every guy need?
A girl with a little tread on the tires.

[Hundo®]

there is 150% NOTHING wrong with this

Bow chicka bow wow, chicka bow wow :idb:

except that it's.. PHOTOSHOPPED noob ass noob.

[speedminded]

Just like with any role actors take on, they'll get in shape for it. Olsen twins have quite a bit of potential.

Exactly, they can make themselves and be made to fit the part. Unless you're on the red carpet or runway height does not matter...right clothing, lower camera angles, and playing next to shorter actors that are to proportion and they can be made to look 6 foot tall...It's the movies! As for looks, you'd be amazed what 4-6 weeks of preparation and a good makeup artist can do for someone. I mean, they could be Rosie O'Donnell in 2 months or the extreme opposite if they needed to be.

[JDM onlyy]

there is 150% NOTHING wrong with this

Bow chicka bow wow, chicka bow wow :idb:

is it me? or does that boob of the one in black look digitally altered?

edit...both of them have digitally altered boobs, and i never knew the olsen twins to have bodys that curvy..always imagined them as...iron boards.

[AnthonyF]

i think it will be a dumbass idea. I think the new James Bond is horrible. He just doesn't fit the description. IMO

[koukis14]

except for the fact that the picture is 100% fake.
try this. or this for a more current picture.

or this
or this..

i think i've made a point.

[GSRteg®]

Cute

[ShooterMcGavin]

someone feed them a hamburger or 2 already...

[Nomad!]

I mean, they look like the walking fucking dead... they are hideous.

My thoughts exactly! Those chicks are disgusting! They need to wear as much clothing as possible at all times. They should wear trench coats when they shower!!!