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    Default Yo Mama SO............

    yo momma is sooooooooooooooo dumb she sat for hours starin at a juice carton just cos it sed ''CONCENTRATE''
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    ha

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    Yo mama soooo dumb she climbed over the invisible wall to see what was on the other side

    Let's see what we have out there for cut downs.............
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    Yo MOmma so Dark, when she touch herself, its black on black crime

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    Yo momma so fat when they cut her toenails they use them as shovels
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    you momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
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    YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO KFC A GUY SAID WHAT KIND OF BUCKET YOU WANT, SHE SAID THE ONE ON THE ROOF-TOP
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    yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
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    yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
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    yo mama is so fat when she wore a x games jacket a helicopter landed on her
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    lol this is funny

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    yo mama is SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO dum that she got fired from the m''m''s factory for throwing away all of the W''s
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    yo mama lips are so big, chapstick had to make a spray

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
    yo mama lips are so big, chapstick had to make a spray

    Damn. LOL
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    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    No "I" in Team?? But there's a "U" in sUck lololol
    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    You momma so stupid she told everyone to repost shit.
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    lol you guys are retarded yet entertaining!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5thgcelica
    lol you guys are retarded yet entertaining!
    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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    yo mamas so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the sofa
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    yo mama is so fat every time she walks in front of the t.v i miss 3 episodes
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    yo mama so fat that when she wore a red dress with a smily face when she took you to school everyone screamed koolaid guy!
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    Your mommas teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter
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    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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    Yo mamma is so stupid that while she was ironing the phone rang and picked up the iron and heard psssssssss and she said i cant hear u!
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    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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    yo mama ass is so big, she got more crack than Colombia and Harlem combined

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    *smacks forehead*

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    yo mama is teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down

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    Yo mamma is so old her dreams are in black and white.
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    Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork just to save milk
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    Yo moma''s so stupid she thought tacobell was a mexican phone company.
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    LOL Haven't heard the one about the Tounge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    Yo moma''s so stupid she thought tacobell was a mexican phone company.
    LOL..havent heard that one yet

    back on topic, Yo mama so fat, whenever she lies on the beach, a guy name Raul sticks a flag in her ass and claims her in the name of Spain

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    yo mamma is so fat her belt size is equator
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    yo mama so stupid, she though Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday

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    yo mama so black, when she sits in the bathtub. she makes coffee

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    yo mama so fat, she uses a bed mattress for a maxi-pad

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    yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

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    yo mama so stupid she had you!

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