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  1. 03-23-2007, 10:16 PM #1
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    Default Women & Cars

    Are you missing a 710?

    Yesterday I was having some work done at the car Dealer. A
    blonde woman came in and asked for a Seven-hundred-ten.
    They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked,
    "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle Of
    the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had Always
    been there."

    The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and
    asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle
    and in the middle of it wrote 710.

    He then took her over to another car which had the hood up
    and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said,
    "Of course, it's right there."

    click on the link below to see what the 710 is ........
    http://www.mademelaugh.com//gfx/710.jpg
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  2. 03-23-2007, 10:19 PM #2
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    This makes me want to hit myself in the head with a baseball bat. Why can't these be brunette jokes or red head jokes? Always hating on the blonde people.
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  3. 03-23-2007, 10:58 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magius
    This makes me want to hit myself in the head with a baseball bat. Why can't these be brunette jokes or red head jokes? Always hating on the blonde people.
    Most rumors (IE blonds are dumb) are origially rooted in truth.
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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  4. 03-23-2007, 11:07 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Most rumors (IE blonds are dumb) are origially rooted in truth.
    Show me the part of my DNA that automatically makes me less intelligent than anyone of a different hair color and I'll believe it.
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  5. 03-23-2007, 11:09 PM #5
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    Eh magius is dumb though.
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  6. 03-23-2007, 11:36 PM #6
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    hahahahahahah~!!!!
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  7. 03-23-2007, 11:51 PM #7
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    that's funny... my mom didn't appreciate it though (she's blonde... go figure)
    ...ninja


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  8. 03-24-2007, 12:06 AM #8
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    "Women and Cars" most expensive hobbies man can have...
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  9. 03-24-2007, 12:45 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magius
    Show me the part of my DNA that automatically makes me less intelligent than anyone of a different hair color and I'll believe it.
    happy?
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  10. 03-24-2007, 12:49 AM #10
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    I think we're all missing a very crucial point here, what were the germans trying to create during the holocaust? a "perfect" race consisting of arians. And what are arians? blonde hair, blue eyed. Now, I just happen to fit that description and have almost exclusive german heritage, but I know for a fact I'm dumb as shit. +1 for the joke teller, you fuckstick.

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  11. 03-24-2007, 12:52 AM #11
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    710 caps are cheap...check it...
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  12. 03-24-2007, 12:56 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
    happy?
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  13. 03-24-2007, 07:05 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Most rumors (IE blonds are dumb) are origially rooted in truth.


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  14. 03-24-2007, 07:09 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
    "Women and Cars" most expensive hobbies man can have...
    and they say the truth dont hurt
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  15. 03-24-2007, 07:24 AM #15
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    lol! seen this before though..
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  16. 03-24-2007, 10:58 AM #16
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    Heh heh.
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