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  1. 03-14-2007, 02:54 PM #1
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    Default I got hit in the face by another girl last night!

    Actually it was chnco. Mother fucker hit me hard, my jaw is all swollen and sore.

    We we leaving Baileys and some guy starts talking shit in the parking lot, so Landon and him get into it, so I jump in to try and them apart, and then Allen (Chnco) swings to hit the other dude and totally just jacks me in the face as hard as he could.

    Luckily I was as drunk as I was so I didn't realize it then. However I did go home and fuck some whore I met.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Actually it was chnco. Mother fucker hit me hard, my jaw is all swollen and sore.

    We we leaving Baileys and some guy starts talking shit in the parking lot, so Landon and him get into it, so I jump in to try and them apart, and then Allen (Chnco) swings to hit the other dude and totally just jacks me in the face as hard as he could.

    Luckily I was as drunk as I was so I didn't realize it then. However I did go home and fuck some whore I met.
    u've got the worst luck my friend.. but some funny stories...
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    LOL @ another funny drunk story...reps if i can

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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    dude...you just need to wear an helmet everywhere you go...LOL
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    I had to wear a helmet all the time until the 7th grade...

    I wanna leave it at home now!

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    beta put it back on...its prolly why u got dat HIV thing



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Well atleast you were the only one of us to get hit. Yall should have seen his ass after Allen knocked the shit out of him. We had to get 3 people just to put him in my car. And after you got knocked out it was 2 on 3, but you weren't much of a help to begin with....
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    chnco reminds of what i looked like in middle school. Glad I grew outta it. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by HIgH_ScHoOL
    Well atleast you were the only one of us to get hit. Yall should have seen his ass after Allen knocked the shit out of him. We had to get 3 people just to put him in my car. And after you got knocked out it was 2 on 3, but you weren't much of a help to begin with....

    That was actually written by me...




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    lol @ halfbaked stories.. lol
    there i did it.. what'd you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    chnco reminds of what i looked like in middle school. Glad I grew outta it. LOL
    Chnco will beat your fucking ass.




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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    Chnco will beat your fucking ass.

    Im scared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    Im scared.

    As you should.




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    Yea, I was gonna say how the hell did I get back home even. And how did that girl find out where we lived.

    Allen knocked me the fuck out!

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    That bitch had nasty titties. We actually stopped answering her phone calls when she got in the nieghborhood, but she called like 5 times so we finally answered.




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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I had to wear a helmet all the time until the 7th grade...

    I wanna leave it at home now!
    i think you might want to wipe the dust off of it and and wear it again...just for your own physical health sake...lol
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    you need your very own camera crew......
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    I know. It is like I don't even look for this, it just finds me. I should have my own sitcom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i think you might want to wipe the dust off of it and and wear it again...just for your own physical health sake...lol
    Well Matt just stumbles his drunk ass into a 5 person brawl and tries to break it up. Im holding one dude while Allen is beating the shit out of him and matt gets in the way and takes one right in the face. I almost laughed when I saw it happen but the brawl keep going. Allen didn't even stop punching just took another step and started punching him again.

    Right after Matt got hit he goes, "Allen you just hit me in the face." Then falls to the ground and doesn't move for a while.




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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I know. It is like I don't even look for this, it just finds me. I should have my own sitcom.
    call it:

    ''The Trails and Tribulations of Halfbaked"
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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    Well Matt just stumbles his drunk ass into a 5 person brawl and tries to break it up. Im holding one dude while Allen is beating the shit out of him and matt gets in the way and takes one right in the face. I almost laughed when I saw it happen but the brawl keep going. Allen didn't even stop punching just took another step and started punching him again.

    Right after Matt got hit he goes, "Allen you just hit me in the face." Then falls to the ground and doesn't move for a while.
    ahahahahahahahaaha i can't breathe ahahahahaahahaha!!!!

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    Yea, the last 2 things I remember saying last night where:

    "Allen, you just hit me in the face."

    Then later on I said

    "Where do you want me to cum?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    "Where do you want me to cum?"
    was this also to allen?


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    was this also to allen?


    el oh el




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    yall nigras need to start carrying guns son
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    yall nigras need to start carrying guns son
    the matt will find me and shoot me...



    and that would suck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    yall nigras need to start carrying guns son
    No im positive I would absolutely kill someone.




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    whatever it takes to stop from matt getting socked in the face

    he could die of brain damage or concussion or something
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    he could die of brain damage or concussion or something
    THATS WHY HE NEEDS A HELMET!
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    He probably just needs to stop drinking and stay out of the fights that Im always in.




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    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    He probably just needs to stop drinking
    SOBERITY FTW!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    SOBERITY FTW!!!
    SOBERITY FTL
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    SOBERITY FTL
    no...FTW
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    I love alcohol too much!

    How else would my night involve me being knocked unconscious, then someone still giving a girl my number and talking her into coming over, and then having sex for a while before I have to piss and walking around the house naked with a hard on, while screaming "SOMEONE IS GETTING AN STD TONIGHT."

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    hahahahah

    alcohol FTW

    yousef you wonder why you dont get no pussy son! you need more brew son!
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    Yea apparently after I took a piss, I left my bedroom door wide open and just fucked while everyone could see me lol.

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    sometimes you gotta have an audience son, teach these youngins
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    sometimes you gotta have an audience son, teach these youngins
    You should have been here!!

    Her hot friend likes black guys!

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    wtf son! see i mad yall mofos didnt call me.......

    i couldve been THAT black guy





























    that fucks the hot friend of course
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    and i'm wasted right now
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