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  1. 02-14-2007, 07:29 PM #1
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    Default Poem for a Valentine

    Everyone knows you love to get around
    Calling you a harlot is nothing profound
    You're obnoxious, you stink, and you made my penis itch
    And for your one redeeming quality: you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
    And though you vex me greatly, and loving you is asinine,
    Because you give great head, I still call you my Valentine.
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    Here's one of my own...


    *ahem*








    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Sugar is sweet
    And I just did your sister; now I wanna try you.
    I <3 you valentine
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    don't give up ur day job folks
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    don't give up ur day job folks
    LOL Shut it Wayne! I don't see you giving us an abomination of poetry of your own!
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    LOL Shut it Wayne! I don't see you giving us an abomination of poetry of your own!
    dont listen to the doubters. we did great.
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    It is within the evening,
    Around three the gold bells chime;
    With one last check for survaillence,
    My heart says that it's time.

    I've stepped closer to the mass,
    To find a lover true;
    Your innocence has brought you close,
    Yet you don't have a clue.

    Deception here, coercion there,
    In a flash what was yours is mine;
    And since you no longer have a choice,
    Care to be my Valentine?
    _________________________________

    There, I contributed.
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    ^It didn't rhyme.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    ^It didn't rhyme.
    Yes it did you dumb sumb*tch! Every other line rhymes just like it's supposed to.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    It is within the evening,
    Around three the gold bells chime;
    With one last check for survaillence,
    My heart says that it's time.

    I've stepped closer to the mass,
    To find a lover true;
    Your innocence has brought you close,
    Yet you don't have a clue.

    Deception here, coercion there,
    In a flash what was yours is mine;
    And since you no longer have a choice,
    Care to be my Valentine?
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    that shit is funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama

    There, I contributed.
    Sometimes I wonder why I don't murder you in your sleep....
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    Um...because I'm a lovable predator?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    ^It didn't rhyme.

    not all poetry does...

    try a haiku(spl?)

    .. here...

    You're a stupid ass
    Dumb as this poem itself
    Eat a dick retard




    haiku=575... 5 syllables then seven then five again.... HA!
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    oh, and there are no set rules to peotry... there are many different types...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    ^It didn't rhyme.
    x2 china men cnt rhyme, especially when they are part cracka



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    not all poetry does...
    try a haiku(spl?)
    .. here...
    You're a stupid ass
    Dumb as this poem itself
    Eat a dick retard
    haiku=575... 5 syllables then seven then five again.... HA!
    Or in this case 565 (sorry baby, but its true) Lol
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    o shit



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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    Or in this case 565 (sorry baby, but its true) Lol

    try it again.... it's 7...

    dumb=1, as=1, this=1, poem=2, itself=2


    PO EM IT SELF
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    o shit again

    to may toe

    to mah toe



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    No sir, poem is one syllable!
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    actually it can have two or one syllable, depends on if your blaq or wyte



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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    No sir, poem is one syllable!
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    LOL at P'bs
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    your retarded.... it's two! pronounced = PO UM not POME
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    actually it can have two or one syllable, depends on if your blaq or wyte

    depends on if your smart(from the north)

    or stupid(from the south)
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    I hate you kyle (killer)

    Whatta E-JERK!
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    LMAO fuck all of yall i hate you all



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    PO UM...PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM PO UM



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    i'm an E-JERK cause u don't know the english language... go look it up... we can make a bet on it babe..

    i know i'm right.. i just looked it up myself..
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    LOL can i set the stakes for this bet??



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    let her agree to it first.... and i'm game.. cause i win period...
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    It may show it as 2 but normal ppl don't say it that way...
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    can i set the stakes now damn lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    It may show it as 2 but normal ppl don't say it that way...
    That's exactly why he says it the way he does. Killer says PO UM because he DUH UMB.
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    Go for it P'bs...
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    Killer also says salsa "sal-sa" and crayon "kra-n" and legs "laygs"


    Seriously though...
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    LOL damn they ownin yall tonight

    here are the stakes:

    if kelly is right, killer gets his head shaved

    if killer is right, kelly gets her head shaved



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    That's exactly why he says it the way he does. Killer says PO UM because he DUH UMB.

    no.. i saw it as it's supposed to be said... i do speak with a southern accent.. i'll admit.. but i'm from the north.. we speak proper english there...

    just like the word saw chante/kelly.... lol...


    it's two syllables regardless of how "normal" people say it...


    i say salsa completely wrong and i know it... but just cause i say it that way doesn't mean it's the right way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    if killer is right, kelly gets her head shaved
    Oh God no, I don't want to see some bald headed chick on IA. She can shave something else if she hasn't already.

    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    but i'm from the north.. we speak proper english there...
    Wut chu tryn'a say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    but i'm from the north.. we speak proper english there...
    What a freakin butthole!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Oh God no, I don't want to see some bald headed chick on IA. She can shave something else if she hasn't already.

    d00d what the hell is wrong w/ u...she's of age..
































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