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    Default Things to do with your woman on Valentines day

    I thought we should make a thread that teaches people how to be more romantic for this special occasion. I'll start it off.

    Take your woman out to dinner (wendy's has a great dollar menu).

    Women love chocolate, try to find as much of last halloween's candy as you can (ask your neighbors if they have any as well).

    Take her to see a movie. Blockbuster usually has a movie playing on their tv sets, plus they don't care how long you sit there and watch it. (I suggest bringing a lawn chair for yourself)

    Finally, by the end of the night, if she ain't puttin' out, kick that bitch out of the car. It doesn't matter if you're doin 60mph on the high way. Gas ain't cheap, so you better get something for driving her ass around all night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    IFinally, by the end of the night, if she ain't puttin' out, kick that bitch out of the car. It doesn't matter if you're doin 60mph on the high way. Gas ain't cheap, so you better get something for driving her ass around all night.
    You gotta rework your strategy man. The last step is whack. This is how you should do it.

    Blindfold her and tell her it's a surprise.
    Drive her out to the middle of nowhere. Far from home and any other people.
    Once you arrive to your deserted location, remove her blindfold.
    Now give her the choice; "Put Out or Get Out".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    You gotta rework your strategy man. The last step is whack. This is how you should do it.

    Blindfold her and tell her it's a surprise.
    Drive her out to the middle of nowhere. Far from home and any other people.
    Once you arrive to your deserted location, remove her blindfold.
    Now give her the choice; "Put Out or Get Out".

    LOL!!!!!!!!! that's awesome! reps to u!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    You gotta rework your strategy man. The last step is whack. This is how you should do it.

    Blindfold her and tell her it's a surprise.
    Drive her out to the middle of nowhere. Far from home and any other people.
    Once you arrive to your deserted location, remove her blindfold.
    Now give her the choice; "Put Out or Get Out".



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    This thread stank before the first post was even made. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    how about just giving her the good ol deep dickin
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    You gotta rework your strategy man. The last step is whack. This is how you should do it.

    Blindfold her and tell her it's a surprise.
    Drive her out to the middle of nowhere. Far from home and any other people.
    Once you arrive to your deserted location, remove her blindfold.
    Now give her the choice; "Put Out or Get Out".
    so that's how u get the kiddies to cooperate

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    so that's how u get the kiddies to cooperate
    Cooperate? Who gives a d*mn about cooperation?

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    domination>cooperation FTW



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    you guys are awful...

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    domination>cooperation FTW
    Domination is such an ugly word. I prefer the term "coercion".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Domination is such an ugly word. I prefer the term "coercion".
    what ever you say..you still use the same tactics



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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