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  1. 02-13-2007, 10:35 AM #1
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    Default Another Hillary Joke

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of
    Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks
    On his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse
    Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10
    Million ransom.Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
    "About a gallon."
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  2. 02-13-2007, 10:42 AM #2
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  3. 02-13-2007, 11:07 AM #3
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    lol
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    BERT WITH THE NON REPOST AND IT WAS FUNNY



































    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  5. 02-13-2007, 11:17 AM #5
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    Bert?
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    haha, not bad old man
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    +1
    nemesis950psi 1:47 pm : but id hit a tree with a hole if i was single
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    LOLOLOL
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    Bert?
    he knows his name...old fart



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  10. 02-13-2007, 11:25 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    he knows his name...old fart
    I thought it was brett... Or were you just messin
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    aw man..that rock really got u f'd up dnt it lol...

    bert=bart=brett=old man=reposter..its all the same



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  12. 02-13-2007, 11:28 AM #12
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    LOL
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    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    BERT WITH THE NON REPOST AND IT WAS FUNNY


    I think this is a first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    I thought it was brett... Or were you just messin

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    Nah even PBS will tell ya, I have been on a roll latley with no reposts and funny jokes...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    Nah even PBS will tell ya, I have been on a roll latley with no reposts and funny jokes...LOL
    Someone wants a cookie...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    Nah even PBS will tell ya, I have been on a roll latley with no reposts and funny jokes...LOL
    I will agree with the "on a roll" and "non-repost" parts.....

    Most of your stuff isn't funny though....





    ...until now. LOL.
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    LOL bert aint repostin nomore...theres noone to tease...bert u gota start repostin again, whats ur deal?

    are u takin ginko biloba again...throw that mess out and start repostin, i miss the drama



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    LOL bert aint repostin nomore...theres noone to tease...bert u gota start repostin again, whats ur deal?

    are u takin ginko biloba again...throw that mess out and start repostin, i miss the drama
    HOLY SHIT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR.org



    and WTF at ur sig LIRL!!!reps



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
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    no but he will take some orange flavored metamucil or some centrum silver
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