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    Default God CAN cure homosexuality

    Guess what? It ONLY takes three weeks!

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    Ousted Pastor ‘Completely Heterosexual’


    By NEELA BANERJEE
    Published: February 7, 2007
    Forced by a gay sex scandal to resign as president of the National Association of Evangelicals, the Rev. Ted Haggard now feels that after three weeks of intensive counseling, he is “completely heterosexual,” says an overseer of the megachurch Mr. Haggard once led.

    The church official, the Rev. Tim Ralph, said in an interview published yesterday by The Denver Post that Mr. Haggard had also told the board of overseers that his only sexual relationship involving another man had been with Michael Jones, the onetime Denver prostitute who exposed that three-year affair last fall. Mr. Jones said then that he was making it public because Mr. Haggard had acted hypocritically in promoting a constitutional amendment to bar same-sex marriage.

    Mr. Haggard, who as a result of the scandal was ousted by the overseers in November as senior pastor of New Life Church in Colorado Springs, broke a three-month silence over the weekend when he contacted members of the church by e-mail to tell them that he was healing.

    His three weeks of counseling, in Phoenix, felt like “three years’ worth of analysis and treatment,” but now “Jesus is starting to put me back together,” Mr. Haggard wrote in the e-mail message, which was published in The Colorado Springs Gazette on Monday.

    “I have spent so much time in repentance, brokenness, hurt and sorrow for the things I’ve done and the negative impact my actions have had on others,” he said.

    Mr. Haggard could not be reached for comment yesterday. Mr. Ralph declined through a spokeswoman to comment, and there was no response to telephone calls and e-mail to another overseer or to a New Life spokesman. But Mr. Ralph told The Denver Post that Mr. Haggard had come out of the counseling convinced of his heterosexuality.

    “He is completely heterosexual,” Mr. Ralph told The Post, adding that Mr. Haggard’s homosexual activity had not been “a constant thing.”

    Dr. Jack Drescher, a New York psychiatrist who is an expert on issues of gender and sexuality, said that while it was people’s prerogative to identify their sexual orientation as they wanted, the notion of being able to change that orientation was “not consistent with clinical presentations, but totally consistent with theological belief.”

    “Some people in the community that Mr. Haggard comes from believe homosexuality is a form of behavior, a sinful form of behavior based on certain things in the Bible, and they don’t believe you can create a healthy identity based on sinful behavior,” Dr. Drescher said. “So they define it as a behavior that can be changed, and there is this thinking that if you control those behaviors enough, heterosexual attractions will follow.”

    Mr. Haggard said in his message to New Life members that he and his wife were taking online courses to get master’s degrees in psychology, and Mr. Ralph told The Post that the oversight board had recommended to Mr. Haggard that he take up secular work.

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    I dont feel like reading...call me lazy..
    No Homo.


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    cliff notes..



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Was it God, or the fact that he might have to get a real fucking job instead of getting a piece of the collection plate every sunday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    Was it God, or the fact that he might have to get a real fucking job instead of getting a piece of the collection plate every sunday?
    'SHOULDA NEVA GAVE U FAGS MONAYYY!!!'



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    We have this crazy ass "christian" guy that comes and yells at people on campus. Here is a good quote from him "homosexuality is bad for your anus"

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    Quote Originally Posted by R3RUN
    Here is a good quote from him "homosexuality is bad for your anus"


    Kind of hard to argue with him on that point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama


    Kind of hard to argue with him on that point.

    unless u have a problem with constipaton....

    butt secks has to loosen the stool....













    i almost made myself sick typing that....

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    LIRL



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama


    Kind of hard to argue with him on that point.
    True that. It was funny he called this guy's (who happens to be on the rugby team) girlfriend a slut and the rugby guy walked over punched him in the face and started choking him. His friends pulled him off the "christian" guy and the cops refused to do anything.

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    That's pretty damn funny.

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