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  1. 02-02-2007, 10:58 AM #1
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    Default A joke...

    Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.She has waited so long..........

    The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,

    "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

    "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says,"Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

    On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Lincoln says,

    "Go to the theater."
    Here, hold my beer!
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  2. 02-02-2007, 11:00 AM #2
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    LMAO!!!



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    HAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi
    Hillary Clinton gets elected President
    You could have just stopped it there, that got me laughing enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi
    Hillary Clinton gets elected President
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  6. 02-02-2007, 11:55 AM #6
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    It would of been funny if Abe Lincoln would of said "learn from my mistakes"


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    i'm goin back to communism if she gets elected...
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    hahahahahahah, i like!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    It would of been funny if Abe Lincoln would of said "learn from my mistakes"



    NO we don't want her to learn... We want her to repeat the same thing...
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  10. 02-02-2007, 12:59 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi
    NO we don't want her to learn... We want her to repeat the same thing...
    So you want her to let black people be free

    ............

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  11. 02-02-2007, 01:04 PM #11
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    HA!
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    HAHAHAHAHA please go to the theater, they would have to close the upper balcony so many people would want to get the first shot in! haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by fcman
    Quote Originally Posted by hemi
    Hillary Clinton gets elected President
    You could have just stopped it there, that got me laughing enough.
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    lol




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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    i'm goin back to communism if she gets elected...
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