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  1. 01-22-2007, 01:13 PM #1
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    Default Monday Joke

    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked "Sir, what will you have?"

    The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".

    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

    The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

    The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

    The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-steller space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.......

    The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat.

    Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have.

    "A martini, please." Again it was superb.

    The robot a gain asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

    This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

    So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

    The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question," What is your IQ?"

    This time the man drawled out "Uh.....'bout 50."

    The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,


    "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g
    t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e

    H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?"
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  2. 01-22-2007, 01:18 PM #2
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    -_-



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  3. 01-22-2007, 01:23 PM #3
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    ^ baaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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  4. 01-22-2007, 01:26 PM #4
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    Best one yet Brett....
    Here, hold my beer!
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  5. 01-22-2007, 02:02 PM #5
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    Yeah, you get bumped up from full reopster to semi-reposter status.
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    so let me get this straight.
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  6. 01-22-2007, 02:21 PM #6
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    Later, QD.
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  7. 01-22-2007, 02:35 PM #7
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    ~takes bow~
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  8. 01-22-2007, 02:36 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Yeah, you get bumped up from full reopster to semi-reposter status.
    Hell yeah!!
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  9. 01-22-2007, 03:09 PM #9
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    LAME..



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  10. 01-22-2007, 03:48 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked "Sir, what will you have?"

    The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".

    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

    The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

    The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

    The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-steller space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.......

    The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat.

    Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have.

    "A martini, please." Again it was superb.

    The robot a gain asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

    This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

    So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

    The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question," What is your IQ?"

    This time the man drawled out "Uh.....'bout 50."

    The robot clicked, said "Hello, Mr. President
    Fixed.
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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  11. 01-22-2007, 03:54 PM #11
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    Uh oh, we have a Hillary '08 supporter in the house lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    rep rep rep


    neg rep that is






    jk
    lol, nice one

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Boostless™ again.
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    good one Brett......1
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    that was stupid
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    Uh oh, we have a Hillary '08 supporter in the house lol
    Not quite.... not a fan of her
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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    LOL THAT WAS SO DAM TRUE!!!!!!!
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    I swear I will move to canada if that physco bitch wins...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    I swear I will move to canada if that physco bitch wins...
    this world is FUCKED if she wins...and i mean FUCKED!!!!!!! america will the biggest target in the world, and everytime we are attacked, she will pull a CLinton and make a peace treaty with the person!!!! The Welfare Program is going to go through the roof!!!!! They will tax true hard workers to pay lazy asses, and the illegal imagration rate will skyrocket!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAxle
    this world is FUCKED if she wins...and i mean FUCKED!!!!!!! america will the biggest target in the world, and everytime we are attacked, she will pull a CLinton and make a peace treaty with the person!!!! The Welfare Program is going to go through the roof!!!!! They will tax true hard workers to pay lazy asses, and the illegal imagration rate will skyrocket!!!!!!
    I hope I can give you some rep...

    You forgot about socializing our medical system...
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    dont quit ur day job .. grandpa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Yeah, you get bumped up from full reopster to semi-reposter status.
    Seconded!

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