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  1. 01-11-2007, 01:10 PM #1
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    Default I just got Jew'ed ...argh

    Well, on my lunch break i decided to go to a spray-and-wash place up the street. Cool. It's all nice and new... over off Winters Chapel Rd in doraville. So I take my $1 bills can cash them in, pop $5 worth of quarters in , throw the dial over to high pressure and the hose is about as limp as George Burns dick. I've seen Chiaua's have more piss pressure then this place i had. Fuck. OK.

    So i go to the next bay over, next to a lady that is using the wash and its working just fine. Pull up, pop my last $1.50 worth of quarters in, which by the way, is the minimum amount, throw the dial over to high press. w/soap and start going to town. Now i understand that it takes about 10-15seconds for the different products to kick in.... but 3min later i have no soap and no more time.

    Here i am looking like a fucking moron holding a limp ass hose, so i look around and find a number on the side of the building to contact someone, great. Then i make my quick dash to Wendy's and back to work to call these fuckers. 7 7 0 8 0 4 0 5 6 3 ...ring.....ring.......ring.....ring......ring.... beeeeeeep beeeeeeep burrrrrrr beeeeeep. Shit no, its a fucking fax line.


    So yeah, fuck that place. I got Jew'ed and now i still have a dirty ass car and no time to clean it before the event this weekend due to having to work late and get my tires together.
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  2. 01-11-2007, 01:12 PM #2
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    You got what? Jew'ed?
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    damn....blow the building up...
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    You should have run around screaming how you'll burn this motherfucker to the ground.

    Reps for naming that movie!
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    LOL @ Burning down a carwash. Ha


    I got a quick story about a Carwash...nah nevermind
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    You should have run around screaming how you'll burn this motherfucker to the ground.

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    considering its all concrete, it might be kinda hard to burn down
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    I guess, theoretically, it could work. I mean, it's not like someone can use the hoses to put the fire out
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    I guess, theoretically, it could work. I mean, it's not like someone can use the hoses to put the fire out

    It would be like trying to burn down a water tower....... which im sure someone has tried somewhere in time
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    You should have run around screaming how you'll burn this motherfucker to the ground.

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    We'll make time to wash her. If we're quick tonight, then we can go to the spray and wash in L-ville on the way home.


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    why does it have to be jew`ed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironchef
    why does it have to be jew`ed?
    because the carwash took my money and ran with it... being all stingy and shitt.... c'mon, do i really need to break out the jew jokes??
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironchef
    why does it have to be jew`ed?
    Because if he said he got "Nig'd" then it'd be racist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JennB
    We'll make time to wash her. If we're quick tonight, then we can go to the spray and wash in L-ville on the way home.


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    hey! im a fucking jew, man fuck you! and ur piece of fuck!


    EDIT: oops..WE can use the word FUCK now?
    HOOKAH?! WTF..YOU MEAN HOOKER! :boobies:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurostunna07
    hey! im a fucking jew, man fuck you! and ur piece of fuck!


    EDIT: oops..WE can use the word FUCK now?

    hey fuck you , you grabastic piece of amphibian shit... im am jew too....
    part jew.... which still counts!
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    lol I hate those spray booth places, thats why I always find time to hand wash my car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magius
    lol I hate those spray booth places, thats why I always find time to hand wash my car.
    most the time i do. But the carwash at the apartment complex i use is "shut down for the winter to prevent to pipes from freezing and bursting"

    i just wanted to give her a quick was..but that failed.
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    Aye! What time are you leaving work tonight?

    I need to know if I should pick up some chinese on the way home.


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    thanks this thread made my day you jew bastards. office space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    hey fuck you , you grabastic piece of amphibian shit... im am jew too....
    part jew.... which still counts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
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    hahahha.... nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by JennB
    Aye! What time are you leaving work tonight?

    I need to know if I should pick up some chinese on the way home.


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    yeah.. i'll be here a bit late and i've already talked to thomas.
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    damnit mike...i want to take pictures of your clean this weekend..not dirty.

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    /stops by autozone to buy some Quick Detailer
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    yeah.. i'll be here a bit late and i've already talked to thomas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brady
    damnit mike...i want to take pictures of your clean this weekend..not dirty.
    Dont worry mang, i took her by a spray wash i have been using for years that i know is good and she's all clean now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
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