Johny and his wife has decided on taking a vaction to the Holy Land. His wife talks him into bringing his ass of a mother-n-law. Day 2 of the vacation, the mother-n-law dies. Johny dicussed it with a local:
Local - "we can give her a proper burial here for $150 american."
johny - "no, we'll bury her in the states."
Local - "but that will cost thousands! why don't you just bury her here?"
johny - "no....the last person that was buried here come back from the dead"