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  1. 01-17-2007, 02:18 PM #1
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    Default MICHAEL JACKSON

    Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds???



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    B/c there are 20 of them!!!!
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  2. 01-17-2007, 02:18 PM #2
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    random
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    Shooting mutha fuckahs in the face and gettin paid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slowboy
    random
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  4. 01-17-2007, 02:20 PM #4
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    repost son

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    Atleast it looks nice outside today! Kinda cold though!
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    How do you stop a baby from crying during sex?


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    I'll stop there.
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  7. 01-17-2007, 02:23 PM #7
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    What does a woman do after getting out of the battered womans shelter?


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    The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
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    michael jackson is dead. according to his ex publicist, he died of food poisoning. they said the food poisoning resulted of 12yr old nuts



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  9. 01-17-2007, 02:24 PM #9
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    How do u get 4 gays to sit down at a bar??


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    Turn the bar-stool upside down.
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    What the similarity between eating a bitch out and working with the mafia?

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    One slip up and you're in deep shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    What the similarity between eating a bitch out and working with the mafia?

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    One slip up and you're in deep shit!



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  12. 01-17-2007, 02:30 PM #12
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    What's funnier than a dead baby?

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    A dead baby in a clown costume.
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    okay. lol anybody ever watch the white rapper show on vh1, this shit is funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slowboy
    okay. lol anybody ever watch the white rapper show on vh1, this shit is funny.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how old do you think Michael Jackson's boyfriend is?




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    ur the devil



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  17. 01-17-2007, 02:35 PM #17
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    How tight is a 9 year old girls p*ssy?

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    Gimme a minute I will tell you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    What's funnier than a dead baby?

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    A dead baby in a clown costume.
    hoohhh shit.

    Damn, the homie J is wiggin out
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    What's small brown and warm and found in the back of little boys underwear?

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    Michael Jackson's cock.
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    I have an Uncle who just started telling jokes at work one day...or, maybe he was my cousin...who started telling jokes...at school? Okay anyway, whoever dude was, he started just randomly telling jokes one day. That same day, he shot 2 co-workers (or classmates maybe) and then he slit his throat in his Boss' office...or maybe it was the Principle's office..umm.

    Wait, that shit was on TV. Im trippin
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    Hvy smokin again..



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  22. 01-17-2007, 02:58 PM #22
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    ^^ LMAO!!!!!


    ** hides knife in desk drawer **
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    ^^ LMAO!!!!!


    ** hides knife in desk drawer **
    Look, I'm telling you PB. Ya boy is about to sneezap
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    *APPLIES BULLETPROOF VEST*

    'i got stabbed nine times'



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    I think I wanna drop by my boss' house unannounced on a Saturday - yall want tickets?
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    free tickets
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