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  1. 11-07-2008, 08:15 PM #1
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    Default My girlfriend is on the rag again

    So she is going to let me plow her fart pipe again tonight. I just got that shit two nights ago.


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    honestly, you disgust me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PRiMAdonna
    honestly, I'm jealous.
    *fixed*
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    congrats! im in the same situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    congrats! im in the same situation
    *high five*
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    actually, my g/f is on the rag and im hittin someone elses fart pipe

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    actually, my g/f is on the rag and im hittin someone elses fart pipe
    lol now that's quality.
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    u gotta do what you gotta do

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    eeewwwwwww
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    GJ!!! I only got to hit my gf's winking brown eye twice.
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    tmi!

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    wow. this is truly a guys thread.....btw i have never heard the term "plow her fart pipe"....when you put it that way it makes it sound even worse.
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    does placing my meat mallet in her dookie chute sound better?

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    why not just use the classy terms like..."anal sex"......to boring?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    why not just use the classy terms like..."anal sex"......to boring?
    doesnt show imagination.

    EDIT: nor does it hold any comedic value.
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    how about beef bat in her brown eye

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    true...it isnt as funny.

    previous statement retracted.

    i hope you have fun plunging your girls shit hole..
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    btw that avatar is seriously disguisting!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    true...it isnt as funny.

    previous statement retracted.

    i hope you have fun plunging your girls shit hole..
    Now you're gettin the hang of it!

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    i no like the bung hole... exit only imo... btw dude that rep you gave me was fucked up lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    i no like the bung hole... exit only imo... btw dude that rep you gave me was fucked up lol
    wat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    Now you're gettin the hang of it!
    haha. well you dont usually hear us girls talking like that..........well i dont atleast. i figurd a guy would be weirded out if a girl said that to him.....but funny how guys dont care and still say stuff like that to us! men you sure do know how to turn us on
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    ya'all are a bunch of fucking fudge packers in a willy wonka factory


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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    haha. well you dont usually hear us girls talking like that..........well i dont atleast. i figurd a guy would be weirded out if a girl said that to him.....but funny how guys dont care and still say stuff like that to us! men you sure do know how to turn us on
    I think i'd be slightly aroused if a fine girl came up to me and said "Sir, would you be so kind as to stick your meatsicle in my shit hole?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
    I think i'd be slightly aroused if a fine girl came up to me and said "Sir, would you be so kind as to stick your meatsicle in my shit hole?"


    would you not burst out laughing first??? theres no way in hell youd be able to keep a straight face if a girl came up to you and said that!!
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    I may chuckle at first, but i would oblige

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    riiiiight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    So she is going to let me plow her fart pipe again tonight. I just got that shit two nights ago.


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    In the morning your thread will be called help because your gf found you left IA open and found this thread.

    I bet she's ugly as FUCK.
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    lol i was referring to the thread starter
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    In the morning your thread will be called help because your gf found you left IA open and found this thread.

    I bet she's ugly as FUCK.

    You would like to think that huh. So you could feel some sort of ego boost. I have posted many pictures of her on here and if you care to find them you will know that she is far from ugly.
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    PIc's now or GTFO! haha.
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    zack and miri make a porno.
    Watch it
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    Quote Originally Posted by cobalt9123
    zack and miri make a porno.
    Watch it
    I do want to see that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    doesnt show imagination.

    EDIT: nor does it hold any comedic value.
    i like the way you think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    true...it isnt as funny.

    previous statement retracted.

    i hope you have fun plunging your girls shit hole..
    And chicks wonder why they can't keep a man.

    If more women worried more about he kitchen and the bedroom rather than the club and the mall the world would be a better place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

    You would like to think that huh. So you could feel some sort of ego boost. I have posted many pictures of her on here and if you care to find them you will know that she is far from ugly.








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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett








    Oh hai again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    How are ya?
    Getting better every day. My gf's asshole on the other hand.
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