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    Default If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and lift the seat...

    I'm stopped at a good ole truck stop last night and see this old, fat redneck looking dude get out of his truck swearing at some n-word this and that about some shiit. I go inside to get my drink and eats for my trip when I heard him ranting with the lady behind the counter about something being wrong with his food and she was trying to correct....evidently not fast enough though. I thought to myself what an idiot. So before I get my stuff I go powder my nose and proceed to read the bathroom literature. I saw the usual shiit on the walls, including the age old "I SUCK COC CALL 706-xxx-xxxx." The first thing that came to mind was that aszhole in the store. The date scribbled under the phone number was December of 07 so I knew it was recent. I went to the payphone and called the number and some dude answered the phone. I asked him about his advertisement and he said yes. I told him I was interested in services. I gave him the name that was the aszhole's truck and the truck number and told him I'd be there all night. He said ok, he was leaving. If I wasn't in a rush, I would've stayed to see if the dude ever showed up. Ahh well. Later, QD.
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    HAHAHAHAHA! pwnt!

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    lollllll

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    it would be so rich if he woke up in someones mouf

    damn i got a lil too discriptive there...

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    hiiii qd (:

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    QD ftw



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    Haha, props to you man
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    gotta give props where they are due, good **** haha





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    LMFAO

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    Epic good sir, epic
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    lmao

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    Dayuum qd... now thats funny
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    I saw this number in this one chevron once, I saved it just in case I got lonely.

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    It says call for a good time. I called it once and some creepy old man answered.


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    I got this number from a member on here, lol. She tried to **** me over on a deal. I'm not leaving her username, but you'll hear it on her voicemail if you call.

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    very niiice!
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    Bahahahaha that is awesome!
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    that's some funny shiaat

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    BE MORE LIKE DAD AND LESS LIKE SIS.
    LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PISS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 3.5altman
    Dayuum qd... now thats funny
    Damn right. Later, QD.
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    haha, you didnt tell him your name was candycane did you?!!


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    sounds like that movie Joy Ride. Too bad you didnt find the fuker with his jaw ripped off...

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    That is fu*king classic!

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