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    Default Anyone in the Engineering field can appreciate this

    Someone at my job sent me this joke. I thought it was pretty good. Im sure only a few will understand.

    The CAD Monkey

    A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
    display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to
    the shopkeeper, "I'll have a CAD monkey please."

    The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop
    and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the
    customer, saying, "That'll be $5000."

    The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

    Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was
    a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars.
    Why did that one cost so much?"

    The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very
    fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."

    The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
    expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

    "Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout
    projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even
    calculate. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

    The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey
    in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He
    gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others
    put together! What on earth does it do?"

    The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do
    anything, but it says it's an Engineer."

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!

    PBS is a CAD monkey...

    troo story.

    Im just a CAD op.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    LOL!!!!!!!!!

    PBS is a CAD monkey...

    troo story.

    Im just a CAD op.
    ima kill yo brazilian ass lololol



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    i showed that joke to two designers and they LOLed, i dont wanna risk my job and show it to an engineer though

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    LMFAO yea u gona get zing'd if u show that to your boss lol



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    Damn right!

    That is why I am an engineer.
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    fuccer gimme me a draftin job w/ good pay and benefits



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    fuccer gimme me a draftin job w/ good pay and benefits
    Yeah, me too.

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    x3

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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    x3
    you dont get benefits..u feed off of us...u flukin leech...go get ur green card

    *runs*



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    you dont get benefits..u feed off of us...u flukin leech...go get ur green card

    *runs*
    only if you go back to africa

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    never been there so how can i go back? watta anus you are



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    HA. Ed actually has good benefits, and he never uses them, I don't know why he'd need more of what he doesnt use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by t3ggr
    HA. Ed actually has good benefits, and he never uses them, I don't know why he'd need more of what he doesnt use.
    i want a better pay

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    Yea, Everyone does.

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    ed...the only way u get better pay is if u cut more yards u mexican

    *i know he's pissed now*

    LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    ed...the only way u get better pay is if u cut more yards u mexican

    *i know he's pissed now*

    LOL
    why didn't you smile for the camera? oh you had never seen one before in your life huh?



    nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    ed...the only way u get better pay is if u cut more yards u mexican

    *i know he's pissed now*

    LOL
    Ed's baby arms aren't cut out for that unless hes on a riding lawn mower

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    Quote Originally Posted by t3ggr
    Ed's baby arms aren't cut out for that unless hes on a riding lawn mower
    with a beer holder.

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    with sam adams inside.

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    or corona

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    hey ed...i was pissed..cuz right after bangin out your wife in the bed..she sent me right out into the fields..thats ok..she'll regret it in 9 months

    Quote Originally Posted by t3ggr
    Ed's baby arms aren't cut out for that unless hes on a riding lawn mower



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