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  1. 10-25-2009, 12:59 AM #1
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    Default funny jokes

    a bear an a rabbit are taking a shit in the forest, and the bears asks the rabbit "dont you hate it when you get shit in your fur?" the rabbit replies "never had it happen." so the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass.












    What happend when a jew with a boner walks into a wall?
    He breaks his nose hahahahahahahahaa










    Michael Jackson was see at Wal-Mart last weekend... He heard little boys' pants were half-off...
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  2. 10-25-2009, 01:25 AM #2
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    i got one, KILL YOUR SELF
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    i loled

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    Got a gun?
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  5. 10-25-2009, 01:28 AM #5
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    Your post was very misleading from the onset. The title of this thread stated, "funny jokes." To the average English speaking person, this would lead to the conclusion that there were indeed, good-humored gags held within. Upon entering into this hopeful thread of alleged laughter I was immediately overwhelmed with a joke not only older than Moses himself, but about as guffaw inducing as rectal cancer. I skimmed down to the the second of these perilous puns only to have to dismiss my hope of a nice hearty laugh as I realized that this one was about as predictable as ice in Alaska. So as I journeyed down to what I was hoping would be a grand finale, I prepared myself for yet another ill attempt at humor. Self-preparation was not necessary as after the first two words, Michael and Jackson, were read, I stopped and wiped away the tears. Tears from crying as I had hoped to at least get a chuckle out of the three dastardly, deplorable drollery.

    Nice try, though. Later, QD.
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  6. 10-25-2009, 01:32 AM #6
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    lol, QD. you laying down a lot of words tonight, especially for this weak of an attempt of jokes..
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    I had to save. Lolol. Later, QD.
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    Those are about as funny as this one

    Why did the moth go to the psychologist?.... Because the light was on..


    Lame
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    Where are the jokes that bring the lulz?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 01CDMLUDER View Post
    Those are about as funny as this one

    Why did the moth go to the psychologist?.... Because the light was on..


    Lame
    I don't get it
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  12. 10-25-2009, 05:06 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    I don't get it
    not worth getting, i assure you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    not worth getting, i assure you...
    I know, but I'm still curious
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    I know, but I'm still curious
    that gets you into trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by PROŽ View Post
    this post is funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by FAM0U5 View Post
    that gets you into trouble
    I'm always getting in to trouble. I work in a medicinal marijuana shop for crying out loud. I'm surrounded by trouble LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    I'm always getting in to trouble. I work in a medicinal marijuana shop for crying out loud. I'm surrounded by trouble LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by antiv6 View Post
    lol, i be reping you when I can...
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    TMI...stfu
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    i was J/K...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    madtv ftw...
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    madtv ftw...

    FAIL!!

    That was SNL, sweetie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    FAIL!!

    That was SNL, sweetie.
    either or, I watch both as often as I can....
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    either or, I watch both as often as I can....
    SNL>MadTV
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    SNL>MadTV
    No way.....You must be a liberal ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    No way.....You must be a liberal ?
    No, SNL just has better writers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by uproot View Post
    No, SNL just has better writers...
    OFT
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    Quote Originally Posted by uproot View Post
    No, SNL just has better writers...
    I like madtv better, but i'm kinda twisted myself...
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