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    Default Pudding anyone?

    The Vanilla Pudding Robbery

    This is just too funny not to share.. Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2..

    Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

    The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

    As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

    The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

    They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

    Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:


    'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....


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    lolololol

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    So sperm backs secure their sperm in non-refrigerated safes? in bowls?

    oh ok..

    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?

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    WE are the ones that are really getting robbed. We are lucky to make $100 for donating sperm. First time egg donors get a minimum of $5000!!!

    I mean, yeah.. granted when we donate it feels good and only takes a couple of minutes as opposed to them having to give themselves a shot everyday for a long time... but just pretend you didn't read that fine print and rally with me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by One_Bad_SHO
    WE are the ones that are really getting robbed. We are lucky to make $100 for donating sperm. First time egg donors get a minimum of $5000!!!

    I mean, yeah.. granted when we donate it feels good and only takes a couple of minutes as opposed to them having to give themselves a shot everyday for a long time... but just pretend you didn't read that fine print and rally with me!
    true

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    *Rallies*

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    Quote Originally Posted by One_Bad_SHO
    WE are the ones that are really getting robbed. We are lucky to make $100 for donating sperm. First time egg donors get a minimum of $5000!!!
    I know right? I'm never spending that much on a plate of scrambled eggs ever again. Sh*t was gross.

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    i gave your mom some vanilla pudding to the face


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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    i gave your mom some vanilla pudding to the face
    I hear that your Gogurt stick is only available in kid-sizes. Is this true?

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    Kid gorillas maybe


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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    Kid gorillas maybe
    I don't know why, but this had me rolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    So sperm backs secure their sperm in non-refrigerated safes? in bowls?

    oh ok..

    Maybe that's how the Irish store their love butter



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    Quote Originally Posted by eViLMunkey
    Maybe that's how the Irish store their love butter
    Nah, they like it in the "aye".

    Sorry, bad pun is bad.

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    were the robbers women? if so I shall book mark this for later reading

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