most akward place youve beat your meat

**BLk92DA** · 02-20-2007, 11:23 PM

ok guys ill start off

back in middle school in one of the stalls.

**R3RUN** · 02-20-2007, 11:24 PM

so wrong.

**PRiMAdonna** · 02-20-2007, 11:26 PM

i didnt even know guys beat off in middle school?
...and couldn't you have just waited until you got home???!! geeze!

**The Yousef** · 02-20-2007, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by PRiMAdonna

...and couldn't you have just waited until you got home???!! geeze!

apparently not...

**BLk92DA** · 02-20-2007, 11:28 PM

"most akward place youve beat your meat"

**R3RUN** · 02-20-2007, 11:32 PM

a friend of mine got caught doing the deed during class.

**KevinT707** · 02-20-2007, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by PRiMAdonna

i didnt even know guys beat off in middle school?
...and couldn't you have just waited until you got home???!! geeze!

.. Gotta take care of business when duty calls naH mean?

**PRiMAdonna** · 02-20-2007, 11:34 PM

in class??!! now that is just weird. your friend has something wrong with him.

**R3RUN** · 02-20-2007, 11:37 PM

Yea hes a character.

**sirkus** · 02-20-2007, 11:40 PM

I had my ex do the deed for me in the back seat of my dads car while we were going to Florida when I was 15. That was a little weird. This is a pretty fucked up thread now that I think about it.

**R3RUN** · 02-20-2007, 11:40 PM

Id say so.

**BLk92DA** · 02-20-2007, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by sirkus34

I had my ex do the deed for me in the back seat of my dads car while we were going to Florida when I was 15. That was a little weird. This is a pretty fucked up thread now that I think about it.

yes its 100% useless. I was just mocking the other thread on here about "the most awkward place you've beat it up"

**sirkus** · 02-20-2007, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by BLk92DA

yes its 100% useless. I was just mocking the other thread on here about "the most awkward place you've beat it up"

Where the snail at? I bet he can top my story. He's probably drank more than me by now too. LOL

**Frög** · 02-20-2007, 11:51 PM

ive done it in class......

**Stormhammer** · 02-20-2007, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by PRiMAdonna

i didnt even know guys beat off in middle school?

lol if a guy hasnt wanked off by the 6th grade nowadays something is wrong with him

As for the most awkward place... hmm... an airplane portapotty - do you know what its like to splooge @ 30,000ft and ascend?

**sirkus** · 02-21-2007, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by Stormhammer

do you know what its like to splooge @ 30,000ft and ascend?

thats like bustin one and rollin off a fat chick.

**fox** · 02-21-2007, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by sirkus34

thats like bustin one and rollin off a fat chick.

Ascending? Really?

**RandomGuy** · 02-21-2007, 12:17 AM

well one time during a funeral but i felt wrong for it afterwards.

It was just taking forever

**Hektik** · 02-21-2007, 12:20 AM

LOL..... I KNEW A GUY WHEN I WAS IN THE NAVY THAT DID WHILE SITTING IN THE COCKPIT OF AN F-18.

**BuBBa DRiFT** · 02-21-2007, 12:22 AM

i did it in home ec when we were watching a movie. i didnt beat my meat, i kinda just swirled my hand around my pants for a little while.

**SE-Rious1** · 02-21-2007, 12:25 AM

on the bus to a football game in school but only to get pumped up lol

**sirkus** · 02-21-2007, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy

well one time during a funeral but i felt wrong for it afterwards.

It was just taking forever

That's just so god damn wrong, I even feel bad that I said god damn twice in one sentence. Did you stare at the body the whole time?

I know during my mothers funeral I noticed that some girls that I didn't know showed up and wore some really short skirts. I was thinkin.. "this sucks... a lot... but yeahhhh.. whats up?"

I'm going to hell.

**sirkus** · 02-21-2007, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by JJ Alfano

i did it in home ec when we were watching a movie. i didnt beat my meat, i kinda just swirled my hand around my pants for a little while.

I did that all through highschool... cmon.

**Stormhammer** · 02-21-2007, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by Hektik

LOL..... I KNEW A GUY WHEN I WAS IN THE NAVY THAT DID WHILE SITTING IN THE COCKPIT OF AN F-18.

I so wanna join the AirForce or Navy just so I can hit the afterburners and masturbate

control room: "oh my god oh god mmm god" " whats wrong Stomrhammer? why are you on afterburners?" " oh FUCK FUCK I"M CUMMMINNNGGG" " Your coming in too hot Stormhammer wave off wave off! "

**Hektik** · 02-21-2007, 01:13 AM

^^^^^^^^lol....nasty but lol nonetheless

**GIXXERDK** · 02-21-2007, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by PRiMAdonna

i didnt even know guys beat off in middle school?
...and couldn't you have just waited until you got home???!! geeze!

Once we found out we can have a little fun with ourselves. We beat it like no tomorrow. Hell, I didnt even know the concept of masturbating was sexual.

**Stormhammer** · 02-21-2007, 01:21 AM

I still remember what it felt like for the first time. I seriously thought my dick had turned into a volcano. I mean there was like rumbling and all that shit.

**Hektik** · 02-21-2007, 01:22 AM

i also know a guy who beats it everyday while sitting in traffic on his way to work in the mornings..

**CSquared** · 02-21-2007, 01:22 AM

lol... bathroom at old job...

**TheSnail** · 02-21-2007, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by sirkus34

Where the snail at? I bet he can top my story. He's probably drank more than me by now too. LOL

Hey now lol. I stick bedroom/bathroom has was the norm but I have an exception back in 96 when the family took a trip to Europe and I had to share a bed with my brother, but we wont go into that. I maybe drunk but I'll smack my self in the morning when I realized what I typed. So I will not compete in topping anyones story on this matter.

**Crazy Asian** · 02-21-2007, 01:32 AM

AQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH SNAIL AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

**CSquared** · 02-21-2007, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by TheSnail

Hey now lol. I stick bedroom/bathroom has was the norm but I have an exception back in 96 when the family took a trip to Europe and I had to share a bed with my brother, but we wont go into that. I maybe drunk but I'll smack my self in the morning when I realized what I typed. So I will not compete in topping anyones story on this matter.

lol quoted for record keeping purposes.

**Hektik** · 02-21-2007, 01:54 AM

eeeewwwww you splooged on ur brother naaaasssssssttttyyyy

**PhAtBoYMr2** · 02-21-2007, 02:36 AM

You gotta do what you gotta do guys

**Frög** · 02-21-2007, 04:05 PM

lol at this thread...

**NUGZ** · 02-21-2007, 05:28 PM

wow very interesting, been there done those

**ironchef** · 02-21-2007, 05:32 PM

Lets just say theres a reason the oceans salty, HAHA.

**00CelicaGT** · 02-21-2007, 09:45 PM

When i was in 7th grade and fingering was the best thing sice sliced bread i had a X Girlfriend want me to finger her in the movie theater and when i stop she said "now it my turn"

but as far a me wackin it, i would have to say in my dorm roon when my room mate was alseep.lol the next morning he told me that he heard me wackin it but didn't care cuz he had done it the night before when i was asleep.

**BLk92DA** · 02-22-2007, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by 00CelicaGT

lol the next morning he told me that he heard me wackin it but didn't care cuz he had done it the night before when i was asleep.

so ya decided to take turn wacking each other?

**ahmonrah** · 02-24-2007, 10:13 PM

on this girls forehead while she was sleeeeeeeping.......

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