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    1 1 SENATE FILE 2201
    1 2
    1 3 AN ACT
    1 4 RELATING TO NONSUBSTANTIVE CODE CORRECTIONS AND INCLUDING
    1 5 EFFECTIVE AND RETROACTIVE APPLICABILITY PROVISIONS.
    1 6
    1 7 BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF IOWA:
    1 8
    1 9 Section 1. Section 7E.5, subsection 1, paragraph h, Code
    1 10 2001, is amended to read as follows:
    1 11 h. The Iowa department of economic development, created in
    1 12 section 15.104 15.105, which has primary responsibility for
    1 13 programs for carrying out the economic development policies of
    1 14 the state.
    1 15 Sec. 2. Section 10B.1, subsection 2, Code 2001, is amended
    1 16 to read as follows:
    1 17 2. "Cooperative association" means any entity organized on
    1 18 a cooperative basis, including an association of persons
    1 19 organized under chapter 497, 498, or 499; an entity composed
    1 20 of entities organized under those chapters; or a cooperative
    1 21 corporation organized under chapter 501.
    1 22 Sec. 3. Section 15A.7, subsection 3, Code 2001, is amended
    1 23 to read as follows:
    1 24 3. That the employer shall agree to pay wages for the jobs
    1 25 for which the credit is taken of at least the average county
    1 26 wage or average regional wage, whichever is lower, as compiled
    1 27 annually by the department of economic development for the
    1 28 community economic betterment program. For the purposes of
    1 29 this section, the average regional wage shall be compiled
    1 30 based upon the service delivery areas in section 84B.2.
    1 31 Eligibility for the supplemental credit shall be based on a
    1 32 one-time determination of starting wages by the community
    1 33 college.
    1 34 Sec. 4. Section 15A.9, subsection 10, Code Supplement
    1 35 2001, is amended to read as follows:
    2 1 10. LIMITATION ON ASSISTANCE. Economic development
    2 2 assistance under subsections 3 through 9 shall only be
    2 3 available to the primary business or a supporting business.
    2 4 However, if the department of economic development finds that
    2 5 a primary business or a supporting business has a record of
    2 6 violations of the law, including but not limited to
    2 7 environmental and worker safety statutes, rules, and
    2 8 regulations, over a period of time that tends to show a
    2 9 consistent pattern, the primary business or supporting
    2 10 business shall not qualify for economic development assistance
    2 11 under subsections 3 through 9, unless the department of
    2 12 economic development finds that the violations did not
    2 13 seriously affect public health or safety or the environment,
    2 14 or if it did that there were mitigating circumstances. In
    2 15 making the findings and determinations regarding violations,
    2 16 mitigating circumstances, and whether a primary business or a
    2 17 supporting business is eligible for economic development
    2 18 assistance under subsections 3 through 9, the department of
    2 19 economic development shall be exempt from chapter 17A.
    2 20 Sec. 5. Section 15E.111, subsection 8, Code 2001, is
    2 21 amended to read as follows:
    2 22 8. The department of economic development and the office
    2 23 of renewable fuels and coproducts shall prepare a report each
    2 24 six months detailing the progress of the department and other
    2 25 agencies provided in this section. The office of renewable
    2 26 fuels and coproducts, the department of natural resources, and
    2 27 Iowa state university may contribute a summary of their
    2 28 activities. The report shall be delivered to the secretary of
    2 29 the senate and the chief clerk of the house; the legislative
    2 30 service bureau; the chairpersons and ranking members of the
    2 31 senate standing committee on agriculture; the senate standing
    2 32 committee on small business, economic development, and
    2 33 tourism; the house of representatives standing committee on
    2 34 agriculture; and the house of representatives standing
    2 35 committee on small business, economic development, and trade.
    3 1 Sec. 6. Section 15E.117, Code 2001, is amended to read as
    3 2 follows:
    3 3 15E.117 PROMOTION OF IOWA WINE AND BEER.
    3 4 The department of economic development shall consult with
    3 5 the Iowa wine and beer promotion board on the best means to
    3 6 promote wine and beer made in Iowa. The department has the
    3 7 authority to contract with private persons for the promotion
    3 8 of beer and wine made in Iowa. At the direction of the
    3 9 department, the director of revenue and finance shall issue
    3 10 warrants to the department of economic development on the
    3 11 barrel tax fund created in section 123.143 and the wine
    3 12 gallonage tax fund created in section 123.183, which moneys
    3 13 may be used by the department for the purpose of this section,
    3 14 including administrative expenses incurred under this section.
    3 15 Sec. 7. Section 15E.202, subsection 17, paragraph b, Code
    3 16 2001, is amended to read as follows:
    3 17 b. A cooperative corporation organized under chapter 501.
    3 18 Sec. 8. Section 73.10, Code 2001, is amended to read as
    3 19 follows:
    3 20 73.10 EXCEPTIONS.
    3 21 The provisions of sections 73.6 to and 73.9 shall not apply
    3 22 to municipally owned and operated public utilities.
    3 23 Sec. 9. Section 84A.1, subsections 2 and 3, Code 2001, are
    3 24 amended to read as follows:
    3 25 2. The chief executive officer of the department of
    3 26 workforce development is the director who shall be appointed
    3 27 by the governor, subject to confirmation by the senate under
    3 28 the confirmation procedures of section 2.32. The director of
    3 29 the department of workforce development shall serve at the
    3 30 pleasure of the governor. The governor shall set the salary
    3 31 of the director within the applicable salary range established
    3 32 by the general assembly. The director shall be selected
    3 33 solely on the ability to administer the duties and functions
    3 34 granted to the director and the department and shall devote
    3 35 full time to the duties of the director. If the office of
    4 1 director becomes vacant, the vacancy shall be filled in the
    4 2 same manner as the original appointment was made.
    4 3 The director of the department of workforce development
    4 4 shall, subject to the requirements of section 84A.1B, prepare,
    4 5 administer, and control the budget of the department and its
    4 6 divisions and shall approve the employment of all personnel of
    4 7 the department and its divisions.
    4 8 The director of the department of workforce development
    4 9 shall direct the administrative and compliance functions and
    4 10 control the docket of the division of workers' compensation.
    4 11 3. The department of workforce development shall include
    4 12 the division of labor services, the division of workers'
    4 13 compensation, and other divisions as appropriate.
    4 14 Sec. 10. Section 84A.1A, Code Supplement 2001, is amended
    4 15 to read as follows:
    4 16 84A.1A WORKFORCE DEVELOPMENT BOARD.
    4 17 1. An Iowa workforce development board is created,
    4 18 consisting of nine voting members appointed by the governor
    4 19 and eight ex officio nonvoting members. The ex officio
    4 20 nonvoting members are four legislative members; one president
    4 21 or the president's designee of the university of northern
    4 22 Iowa, the university of Iowa, or Iowa state university of
    4 23 science and technology, designated by the state board of
    4 24 regents on a rotating basis; one representative from the
    4 25 largest statewide public employees' organization representing
    4 26 state employees; one president or the president's designee of
    4 27 an independent Iowa college, appointed by the Iowa association
    4 28 of independent colleges and universities; and one
    4 29 superintendent or the superintendent's designee of a community
    4 30 college, appointed by the Iowa association of community
    4 31 college presidents. The legislative members are two state
    4 32 senators, one appointed by the president of the senate, after
    4 33 consultation with the majority leader of the senate, and one
    4 34 appointed by the minority leader of the senate, after
    4 35 consultation with the president of the senate, from their
    5 1 respective parties; and two state representatives, appointed
    5 2 by the speaker after consultation with the majority and
    5 3 minority leaders of the house of representatives from their
    5 4 respective parties. Not more than five of the voting members
    5 5 shall be from the same political party. Of the nine voting
    5 6 members, one member shall represent a nonprofit organization
    5 7 involved in workforce development services, four members shall
    5 8 represent employers, and four members shall represent
    5 9 nonsupervisory employees. Of the members appointed by the
    5 10 governor to represent nonsupervisory employees, two members
    5 11 shall be from statewide labor organizations, one member shall
    5 12 be an employee representative of a labor management council,
    5 13 and one member shall be a person with experience in worker
    5 14 training programs. The governor shall consider
    5 15 recommendations from statewide labor organizations for the
    5 16 members representing nonsupervisory employees. The governor
    5 17 shall appoint the nine voting members of the workforce
    5 18 development board for a term of four years beginning and
    5 19 ending as provided by section 69.19, subject to confirmation
    5 20 by the senate, and the governor's appointments shall include
    5 21 persons knowledgeable in the area of workforce development.
    5 22 2. A vacancy on the workforce development board shall be
    5 23 filled in the same manner as regular appointments are made for
    5 24 the unexpired portion of the regular term.
    5 25 3. The workforce development board shall meet in May of
    5 26 each year for the purpose of electing one of its voting
    5 27 members as chairperson and one of its voting members as vice
    5 28 chairperson. However, the chairperson and the vice
    5 29 chairperson shall not be from the same political party. The
    5 30 workforce development board shall meet at the call of the
    5 31 chairperson or when any five members of the workforce
    5 32 development board file a written request with the chairperson
    5 33 for a meeting. Written notice of the time and place of each
    5 34 meeting shall be given to each member of the workforce
    5 35 development board. A majority of the voting members
    6 1 constitutes a quorum.
    6 2 4. Members of the workforce development board, the
    6 3 director of the department of workforce development, and other
    6 4 employees of the department of workforce development shall be
    6 5 allowed their actual and necessary expenses incurred in the
    6 6 performance of their duties. All expenses shall be paid from
    6 7 appropriations for those purposes and the department of
    6 8 workforce development is subject to the budget requirements of
    6 9 chapter 8. Each member of the workforce development board may
    6 10 also be eligible to receive compensation as provided in
    6 11 section 7E.6.
    6 12 5. If a member of the workforce development board has an
    6 13 interest, either direct or indirect, in a contract to which
    6 14 the department of workforce development is or is to be a
    6 15 party, the interest shall be disclosed to the workforce
    6 16 development board in writing and shall be set forth in the
    6 17 minutes of a meeting of the workforce development board. The
    6 18 member having the interest shall not participate in action by
    6 19 the workforce development board with respect to the contract.
    6 20 This subsection does not limit the right of a member of the
    6 21 workforce development board to acquire an interest in bonds,
    6 22 or limit the right of a member to have an interest in a bank
    6 23 or other financial institution in which the funds of the
    6 24 department of workforce development are deposited or which is
    6 25 acting as trustee or paying agent under a trust indenture to
    6 26 which the department of workforce development is a party.
    6 27 Sec. 11. Section 84A.5, Code Supplement 2001, is amended
    6 28 to read as follows:
    6 29 84A.5 DEPARTMENT'S DEPARTMENT OF WORKFORCE DEVELOPMENT –
    6 30 PRIMARY RESPONSIBILITIES.
    6 31 The department of workforce development, in consultation
    6 32 with the workforce development board and the regional advisory
    6 33 boards, has the primary responsibilities set out in this
    6 34 section.
    6 35 1. The department of workforce development shall develop
    7 1 and implement a workforce development system which increases
    7 2 the skills of the Iowa workforce, fosters economic growth and
    7 3 the creation of new high skill and high wage jobs through job
    7 4 placement and training services, increases the competitiveness
    7 5 of Iowa businesses by promoting high performance workplaces,
    7 6 and encourages investment in workers.
    7 7 The workforce development system shall strive to provide
    7 8 high quality services to its customers including workers,
    7 9 families, and businesses. The department of workforce
    7 10 development shall maintain a common intake, assessment, and
    7 11 customer tracking system and to the extent practical provide
    7 12 one-stop services to customers at workforce development
    7 13 centers and other service access points.
    7 14 The system shall include an accountability system to
    7 15 measure program performance, identify accomplishments, and
    7 16 evaluate programs to ensure goals and standards are met. The
    7 17 accountability system shall use information obtained from the
    7 18 customer tracking system, the department of economic
    7 19 development, the department of education, and training
    7 20 providers to evaluate the effectiveness of programs. The
    7 21 department of economic development, the department of
    7 22 education, and training providers shall report information
    7 23 concerning the use of any state or federal training or
    7 24 retraining funds to the department of workforce development in
    7 25 a form as required by the department of workforce development.
    7 26 The accountability system shall evaluate all of the following:
    7 27 a. The impact of services on wages earned by individuals.
    7 28 b. The effectiveness of training services providers in
    7 29 raising the skills of the Iowa workforce.
    7 30 c. The impact of placement and training services on Iowa's
    7 31 families, communities, and economy.
    7 32 The department of workforce development shall make
    7 33 information from the customer tracking and accountability
    7 34 system available to the department of economic development,
    7 35 the department of education, and other appropriate public
    8 1 agencies for the purpose of assisting with the evaluation of
    8 2 programs administered by those departments and agencies and
    8 3 for planning and researching public policies relating to
    8 4 education and economic development.
    8 5 2. The department of workforce development is responsible
    8 6 for administration of unemployment compensation benefits and
    8 7 collection of employer contributions under chapter 96,
    8 8 providing for the delivery of free public employment services
    8 9 established pursuant to chapter 96, other job placement and
    8 10 training programs established pursuant to section 84A.6, and
    8 11 the delivery of services located throughout the state.
    8 12 3. The division of labor services is responsible for the
    8 13 administration of the laws of this state under chapters 88,
    8 14 88A, 88B, 89, 89A, 89B, 90A, 91, 91A, 91C, 91D, 91E, 92, and
    8 15 94A, and sections 30.7 and 85.68. The executive head of the
    8 16 division is the labor commissioner, appointed pursuant to
    8 17 section 91.2.
    8 18 4. The division of workers' compensation is responsible
    8 19 for the administration of the laws of this state relating to
    8 20 workers' compensation under chapters 85, 85A, 85B, 86, and 87.
    8 21 The executive head of the division is the workers'
    8 22 compensation commissioner, appointed pursuant to section 86.1.
    8 23 5. The director of the department of workforce development
    8 24 shall form a coordinating committee composed of the director
    8 25 of the department of workforce development, the labor
    8 26 commissioner, the workers' compensation commissioner, and
    8 27 other administrators. The committee shall monitor federal
    8 28 compliance issues relating to coordination of functions among
    8 29 the divisions.
    8 30 6. The department of workforce development shall
    8 31 administer the following programs:
    8 32 a. The Iowa conservation corps established under section
    8 33 84A.7.
    8 34 b. The workforce investment program established under
    8 35 section 84A.8.
    9 1 c. The statewide mentoring program established under
    9 2 section 84A.9.
    9 3 d. The workforce development centers established under
    9 4 chapter 84B.
    9 5 7. The department of workforce development shall work with
    9 6 the department of economic development to incorporate
    9 7 workforce development as a component of community-based
    9 8 economic development.
    9 9 8. The department of workforce development, in
    9 10 consultation with the applicable regional advisory board,
    9 11 shall select service providers, subject to approval by the
    9 12 workforce development board for each service delivery area. A
    9 13 service provider in each service delivery area shall be
    9 14 identified to coordinate the services throughout the service
    9 15 delivery area. The department of workforce development shall
    9 16 select service providers that, to the extent possible, meet or
    9 17 have the ability to meet the following criteria:
    9 18 a. The capacity to deliver services uniformly throughout
    9 19 the service delivery area.
    9 20 b. The experience to provide workforce development
    9 21 services.
    9 22 c. The capacity to cooperate with other public and private
    9 23 agencies and entities in the delivery of education, workforce
    9 24 training, retraining, and workforce development services
    9 25 throughout the service delivery area.
    9 26 d. The demonstrated capacity to understand and comply with
    9 27 all applicable state and federal laws, rules, ordinances,
    9 28 regulations, and orders, including fiscal requirements.
    9 29 9. The department of workforce development shall provide
    9 30 access to information and documents necessary for employers
    9 31 and payors of income, as defined in sections 252D.16 and
    9 32 252G.1, to comply with child support reporting and payment
    9 33 requirements. Access to the information and documents shall
    9 34 be provided at the central location of the department of
    9 35 workforce development and at each workforce development
    10 1 center.

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    WTB: notes
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    In before "cliff notes?"

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    cliff notes?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Oh shit. That is some crazy shit

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    my ADD kicked in after the 3rd line...
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.

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    add for the win. where are the notes

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    did anyone ask for notes yet?

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    wtf dont tell me anyone actually read the whole thing

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    it is an interesting read

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    You definately have to read it all to get it! Important shit that could change the future for our generation...........Well I guess it will change the future, or it already has.....

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    WTF is that? I'm not reading that.
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Someone post a summary
    I got dinner to goto.

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    Wheres the notes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bballjamal
    You definately have to read it all to get it! Important shit that could change the future for our generation...........Well I guess it will change the future, or it already has.....
    exactly

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    To much to read...lol

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    seriously... somoone post a summary or notes or some shit... otherwise /thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    seriously... somoone post a summary or notes or some shit... otherwise /thread
    its not really summarizable, its just mad crazy though if you read it its scary how much the government can intervene and its going to get waaay worse and it lays out the plan... Shits wierd as fuck. its just something u gotta read if i were to summarize it, it would be just as long so lol theres no point.

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