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    Default How many of you have been with a hooker?

    A while back an ex girlfrined and I started off a good friends/fuck buddies. We were sitting down at dinner at TGI Fridays one night when I tell her that I had slept with a hooker when I was in Munich.

    She acted all grossed out by it. Then she told me that she never meet someone that has or even would do that. I said that is bullshit, most men would do it and probably have. I was just the frist one to tell her they did it. She still didn't believe it.

    So I told her ask anyone at the bar, any random guy and I bet they will say yes they have done it. She wouldn't do it.

    As we were leaving Fridays there was a guy in his mid 20's that was holding the door for us. I asked him

    "Have you ever been to Mexico?"

    He said yes.

    Did you get a hooker when you were there.

    He said "No, but I did when I was in Amsterdam."

    Thus proving my point.

    Still to this day she throw that in my face and I hold let it roll off because honestly I am proud to have done it.
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    U HAVE THE FLAMING AIDS AND CRABS...AND ALL OTHER STDS



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    I'm going to first all my threads so no one else can. lol
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    If by hooker you mean your mother, then I've been with one quite a few times.


    ETA: None because they've all been black and old.

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    You have to pay for hookers. F*ck that. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    U HAVE THE FLAMING AIDS AND CRABS...AND ALL OTHER STDS
    You do to ... rememeber that night in Cancun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
    If by hooker you mean your mother, then I've been with one quite a few times.


    ETA: None because they've all been black and old.
    Just stop blowing your loads in my sock dude. DAMN1
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    You do to ... rememeber that night in Cancun?
    WASNT ME...IT WAS MANIAC'S SWEATY BACK...DIRTY MEXICAN



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    I only got a hooker because I was in Germany an I could
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    Just stop blowing your loads in my sock dude. DAMN1
    Your bud Gktib's forehead wasn't around(to my surprise) and I had no other choice.

    Is you mad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    WASNT ME...IT WAS MANIAC'S SWEATY BACK...DIRTY MEXICAN
    Bullshit I would know that playboy bunny tattoo on your wife's ass anywhere
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    MANIAC..WHEN U GONA USE UR OWN CAR FOR A SIG?



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    I wouldnt, Not my style or choice to get sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    MANIAC..WHEN U GONA USE UR OWN CAR FOR A SIG?
    When are you going to stop spamming IA with your faggotry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
    Your bud Gktib's forehead wasn't around(to my surprise) and I had no other choice.

    Is you mad?

    A little, but I can't stay mad at you. If I did you mom might kick me out of your house and I can't have that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
    When are you going to stop spamming IA with your faggotry?
    THE DAY U GIVE DISCOUNTS ON CUTTING GRASS AND GIVING BLOWJOBS



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    THE DAY U GIVE DISCOUNTS ON CUTTING GRASS AND GIVING BLOWJOBS
    You're about 2 years late on that one.
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    have i been with a hooker? yes.

    did i pay her? no




    real talk tho... i've never been with an ACTUAL hooker... i've only been with girls that i CALL hookers...

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    NO ONE...... REALLY?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
    When are you going to stop spamming IA with your faggotry?
    WHEN ARE YOU GONNA NOT USE "FAGGOTRY"


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    It's like this if you went to Amsterdam would you smoke weed because you could?
    If you went to Maniac's house would you bang his mom and raid his fridge because you could?

    So if you go to a country that prostitution is legal it's only natural to want to get a hooker because you can right?
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    unless you consider the useless tramps i have run through as "hookers" then i would have to say no, never have
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    Honestly I have never been with a Hooker! Really just not my style.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06


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    never been with a hooker, but I did fuck a girl that use to steal shit from my house, i guess in return as payment....i didnt know about it until I found $200 missing from my wallet. I then I told he to come over one last time and I fucked her brains out at the park and then left her their to walk home....fucken whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    It's like this if you went to Amsterdam would you smoke weed because you could?
    If you went to Maniac's house would you bang his mom and raid his fridge because you could?

    So if you go to a country that prostitution is legal it's only natural to want to get a hooker because you can right?
    I don't need to be in a different country to slip a few dollar bills in your mother's belt.

    I mean, two dollars doesn't hurt my wallet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    unless you consider the useless tramps i have run through as "hookers" then i would have to say no, never have
    Well I think we have all been with a few of those.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    So if you go to a country that prostitution is legal it's only natural to want to get a hooker because you can right?
    Why go to another country? You can go to one of the small towns/cities around Las Vegas and get a legal prostitute.

    Another fun fact: Polygamy is legal in the state of Georgia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtmcnamara
    never been with a hooker, but I did fuck a girl that use to steal shit from my house, i guess in return as payment....i didnt know about it until I found $200 missing from my wallet. I then I told he to come over one last time and I fucked her brains out at the park and then left her their to walk home....fucken whore
    i bet your dick still itches
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    Quote Originally Posted by dtmcnamara
    never been with a hooker, but I did fuck a girl that use to steal shit from my house, i guess in return as payment....i didnt know about it until I found $200 missing from my wallet. I then I told he to come over one last time and I fucked her brains out at the park and then left her their to walk home....fucken whore
    Bwahaha this thread needs more stories like this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    i bet your dick still itches
    nope, never has, never will. I told the girl she needed to get tested before we fucked. I might have been a horny bastard back in my day, but I wasnt stupid.

    still clean as day 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    Bwahaha this thread needs more stories like this.
    How about you follow this guys foot steps?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
    How about you follow this guys foot steps?

    SILLY MEXICANT, THAT WASN'T THE BORDER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    SILLY MEXICANT, THAT WASN'T THE BORDER.
    Your mother's cunt would make any man go out of his mind.

    That was his only solution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    SILLY MEXICANT, THAT WASN'T THE BORDER.
    lol...+1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
    Your mother's cunt would make any man go out of his mind.

    That was his only solution.
    OH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Why go to another country? You can go to one of the small towns/cities around Las Vegas and get a legal prostitute.

    Another fun fact: Polygamy is legal in the state of Georgia.
    O'rly?


    I'm not saying go to another country, but while you are there why not partake.
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