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Thread: A lady hit my friend in the parking lot last night, b/c he was wearing black!!!

  1. 10-13-2006, 04:23 PM #1
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    Default A lady hit my friend in the parking lot last night, b/c he was wearing black!!!

    :this is his conversation on another forum: FUNNY AS FUCK!!

    and he was in his car and she couldnt see him!!!




    She said that she couldn't see a driver in the car, so she didn't think it was moving

    even though my lights were on... and the engine was going!!!


    her: "I didn't think anyone was in the car."
    me: "but the car was moving in front of you."
    her: "but... but i didn't think anyone was in it."
    me: "so you decided to t-bone the car just to make sure?"
    her: "well... you should wear lighter clothes!"
    me: "..."
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    cop: "Ma'am, i have to cite you for this accident. as well as crossing over parking lines..."
    old cunt: "But... but... this isn't a real road! There's no speed limit signs!"
    cop: "Ma'am... I ... uh... have you been drinking?"
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    wow .. LOLZ !!!
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    cop: "Sir, do you know or recognize this lady?"
    me: "No sir."
    cop: "You're not of any relation to her?"
    me: "No, sir."
    cop: "Then why do you keep refering to her as 'grandma'"
    me: "..."
    me: "because, 'Dumb Cunt' seems a bit rude to call the elderly."
    cop: "lol"
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    And Guess if she was insured or not!?!?!

    her: "well. this isn't actually my car."
    cop: "ma'am do you have insurance or not?"
    her: "my son gave it to me..."
    cop: "the car appears to be in your name."
    her: "yes, but my son gave the car to me."
    cop: "i understand that, ma'am. but do you have this vehicle insured."
    her: "it was a gift, why would i have to insure a gift?!"

    cop: "Ma'am you do understand this will result in points on your license?"
    old bluehaired cuntrag: "Is that a good thing?"
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    at this point it's around 8:45... he's already 30 minutes late, his girl is sitting at home sober waiting for him:

    me: "Hey, officer, we might need to hurry this up a bit."
    cop: "I understand, Nic, you have things to do..."
    me: "Oh, no. it's not for me. The lady here is going to miss MacGyver."
    her: "..."
    cop: "You're not helping the situation, sir."
    her: "... i do need to feed my cats."
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    why didnt you just post it all in one post ..
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    then there was the phone call today

    me: "Hello, is Mrs. **** there?"
    her: "This is she."
    me: "Hi, this is Nic. I'm the ow..."
    her: "Oh, hello Nic! How is your mother?"
    me: "uh.. my mom? She's fine... i guess."
    her: "I haven't seen Judith in so long, tell her I said Hi."
    me: "I.. uh.. her name is.. ummm... nevermind.. I'm the guy you ran into last night."
    her: "What's that dear?"
    me: "the car accident... last night... you hit me..."
    her: "Oh, dear. I forgot all about that. That police officer was such a nice gentleman."
    me: "...uh, yea... he was I guess... i was just calling to ask..."
    her: "It was such a cold night last night, I had to put an extra comforter on the bed. i tend to do that when it gets chilly..."
    me: "yes ma'am... i was just wondering if I could get your..."
    her: "And to think, I wasn't going to wear a jacket last night. I'm so glad I did, what with us standing outside all night. It was very brisk I ca..."
    me: click. <hangup>
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    lmfao wtf is wrong with that bitch?
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    post whore??? yeah and that old bag is about as intelligent as 75% of the people driving on the road now. sorry u got hit man....
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    LOL!!!!!! That was just what i needed to end a friday workday.... Funny shit lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL65AMG
    post whore??? yeah and that old bag is about as intelligent as 75% of the people driving on the road now. sorry u got hit man....

    ehh nah it gives it better effect reading in different posts lol, and it was my friends car not mine...i wouldnt be seen in a honda lol. Basically he is black and was wearing all black and her logic was that of if she was hitting a pedestrian lol
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    LOLZ !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    Basically he is black and was wearing all black and her logic was that of if she was hitting a pedestrian lol
    She used that excuse once when she hit a guy walking and got away with it. So in her mind, that excuse is golden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    She used that excuse once when she hit a guy walking and got away with it. So in her mind, that excuse is golden.
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    that shit is hiliarious (sp?)
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    Who got hit?
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    i deal with a woman like that at my work. That shit is so annoying and pisses me off but i makes me feel better now i have read this
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    whyd he have to be wearing black?? whatta racise
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    WTF....!! That bitch is crazy as hell.
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    HAHHHAHHAHHAA holy shit i think i might have just peed a little hahahahahhaha
    thats why theyre should be an age cutoff for driving
    i mean if u cant driveuntil ur 16 casue of experience why should u be allowed to drive afterr 55 when u have no reflexes
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