bulldogs are the coolest dogs ever, but the are the laziest sons of bitches u will ever see. i had a bulldog growing up and all that mother fucker did was....

-sleep
-wake up
-eat
-drop a duce
-run around the back yard for 10min
-lick his balls
-sleep
- move to another spot n sleep some more
- wake up
-lick his balls
-eat
-lick his balls
-sleep etc........

still the coolest dogs ever. lol