Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
I'm k1ngfr33k --- end of discussion.

But here is the thing about eating pussy. LADIES ---- if you know your shit ain't copa-fuckin-setic then woman up and let that shit be known. Call me rude for puttin my finger in it and "playing it off" to somehow get said finger near my nose for a ricer fly-by so I can get a wiff but you nasty bitches have forced us men-folk to engage in such covert operations. Just cause it's safe enuff to put my dick in doesn't mean it's fresh enough to put my nose in - LOL. And "I didn't know" is not an excuse - that just means that you're nasty as fuck... and causes me to be mad at myself on the way home b/c the condom was on the floor in my pants pocket where I left it - LOL. If your shit ain't proper, or if you aren't SURE (nasty hoe) just pull a n1gga up when he starts to take the connector southbound - don't let a n1gga get all the way to the Varsity before you let him know that something's amiss. LOL. And don't worry - a man needs to hit that a few times before he heads south - this is part of collecting data and is critical information to have in the FunkyPussyDatabase before we start engaging in the buffet-style activities. You might have a "bad night" or had a sushi-week and your shit ain't proper. 1 freebie. But if I smash twice days apart and your spot is hott then game over --- you're dismissed. LOL

Me? If I just got back from the gym I'ma let you know. If you you're like autozone and wanna "exceed the need" to rock the mic then be my guest - lol... a lil salt is good for ya.
I am laughing so hard right now I am crying!!!!!