apology accepted... this time
hahaha damn forgot about this one
I'm k1ngfr33k --- end of discussion.
But here is the thing about eating pussy. LADIES ---- if you know your shit ain't copa-fuckin-setic then woman up and let that shit be known. Call me rude for puttin my finger in it and "playing it off" to somehow get said finger near my nose for a ricer fly-by so I can get a wiff but you nasty bitches have forced us men-folk to engage in such covert operations. Just cause it's safe enuff to put my dick in doesn't mean it's fresh enough to put my nose in - LOL. And "I didn't know" is not an excuse - that just means that you're nasty as fuck... and causes me to be mad at myself on the way home b/c the condom was on the floor in my pants pocket where I left it - LOL. If your shit ain't proper, or if you aren't SURE (nasty hoe) just pull a n1gga up when he starts to take the connector southbound - don't let a n1gga get all the way to the Varsity before you let him know that something's amiss. LOL. And don't worry - a man needs to hit that a few times before he heads south - this is part of collecting data and is critical information to have in the FunkyPussyDatabase before we start engaging in the buffet-style activities. You might have a "bad night" or had a sushi-week and your shit ain't proper. 1 freebie. But if I smash twice days apart and your spot is hott then game over --- you're dismissed. LOL
Me? If I just got back from the gym I'ma let you know. If you you're like autozone and wanna "exceed the need" to rock the mic then be my guest - lol... a lil salt is good for ya.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
CLASSICOriginally Posted by BABY J
He wants to play "just the tip".
lol, everybody knows it's never just the tip....
Hmmm ... I find this to be an interesting topic.
There is a BIG difference between a woman who sucks your dick b/c she 1) likes you, 2) sucks your dick b/c she knows you like it, and 3) sucks dick b/c SHE likes it. All 3 of those scenarios will result in a different type of dick suckery experience for us men. And we can tell RIGHT AWAY ladies - so there is no faking. If you are a prude and thinking "well, he likes it so I GUESS I'll suck it" then for real - just stop it. You're the bitch that gets cheated on w/ some1 uglier than you and don't know why - LOL. Stop bein a pussy and embrace the suckery. LOL.
So... w/ that said - I am good at eatin' the puss... HOWEVER it is directly proportional to my interest in the young specimen before me. If I am feelin you FA SHO - oh yeah, I'll bring out all the stops - and if we are sexually compatiable then same goes. If the attraction is only so-so, it's not gonna happen - if I know 5 people that you have played w/ personally - not gonna happen - etc.
So while I can't say that I "enjoy" eating pussy. I do enjoy driving certain women crazy w/ pussy-eating antics... if that makes sense. That's the short way of saying, it depends on who the woman is and my interest in her. So the BEST answer for me is number 1, although that is subject to my desire for, relationship with, and/or interest in the lady.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Oh dude!!! That reminds me of this white boy I used to go to school with. We were friends for some years and one day he decided he liked me. Well he asked me if he could eat me out while chillin at his house and of course I said sure! So he gets to doing the good deed and comes up and asks can he put just the head in. I was so turned off I got up left and never talked to him again!!!! What the hell do I look like? You asked to eat my pussy, be happy I let you do that much. Don't get carried away!
Well then my response to this is, I only do it for boyfriends (but not all). I can still name every single person (not many) that I have done it for. Not that I dislike it, I am just picky about who I do it for. Sex is no longer special to people so I have to have something that I consider to be special for me and someone else. Ya dig?
just a note, in response to this thread, Killer started a "butthole" thread.
If anyone is curious about who tosses salads on IA.
Oh I can dig it. Imagine if the guy you wanted to marry SUCKED at it bc he hasn't "got his practice" game on enough before you2 met. If you're a REALLY sexual person who MUST have that sexual prowess would you still stay w/ him, or would you kick him to the curb? Now... imagine the guy BEFORE him being "the shit" and he rocked your world something fierce ... then Opie Taylor shows up - he's cute, but can't do shit right -- what do you do?
For me - I am a very sexual person by nature. I can give waivers on a LOT of things --- but our sexual connection is not one of them. So for me, it'd be very hard to stay w/ some1 who can't rock the house. Now - that is not saying that you don't know what you are doing b/c you could be a natural (are you? LOL). But usually how good you are adn how good you get at things is tied to repetition and you haven't had much experience there. Well - I take that back, just b/c you haven't had that many NUMBERS doesn't mean that you weren't goin like jack-rabbits w/ the few numbers that you have - LOL
Interesting post for sure BC.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
I can and have stayed with someone even though they sucked in bed. Sex is not everything (althoug still important) to me. Sex can be improved and perfected. The question is do I like or love them enough to stay and help them improve their game. Now if he can't eat pussy, I can teach him that too (have been known to).