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[qwick]

No offense man, but thats not at all what the Bible says. It states that if you believe in Jesus and believe he is God's Son and our Messiah. Then You will have eternal life.

The Ten Commandments are just a list of rules to follow to keep your life in line. Most governments are based off these rules. Plus its not that hard to follow them. Dont murder, dont steal, dont commit adultry, and dont have any false gods before the one true God. I dont think this is a way of controling people. These are really just good basic rules to live by in any society. But it also states that our God is a forgiving God. Not like a magical Genie, but if you truely repent of your sins, then God will forgive you no matter what.

The 10 commandments are:

1) I am the Lord thy God.



Ok, so he is boastful….not a good start.



2) Thou shalt have no other gods besides me



So he is also jealous……that’s kind of a pity/childish HUMAN emotion for a “GOD” don’t you think



3) Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.



God Damn it this one always gets me……I guess I’m going to hell now, see you guys later.



4) Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy.



Ok so God says its ok be lazy don’t do anything……I bet he voted for Obama.



5) Honor thy Father and Mother.



Have you met my parents…..ok then.



6) Thou shalt not murder.



I haven’t yet but I thought about it and according to the Bible a sin in the mind is as bad as a sin in the flesh.



7) Thou shalt not commit adultery.



Come on, you gotta play the field some.*same rules as #6.



8) Thou shalt not steal.



I took a piece of gum from my brother when I was 7, and im not sorry for doing it.



9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.



Ok so don’t lie…..who here has ever lied? Who taught you how to lie?



10) Thou shalt not covet.



So basically your not suppose to want anything……that sucks.