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    Default great (humoring) quotes!!!

    "I don't know what we're yelling about!"
    "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!"
    "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"
    "I ate a big, red candle."
    "Where'd you get your suit? The toilet store?"
    "I pooped a hammer."
    "I ate a lava lamp once. It wasn't actually lava."
    "(riding a bear) Look, I'm riding a big furry tractor."
    "I love... carpet."
    "I love... desk."
    "I love lamp."
    "I love lamp! I love lamp."
    "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded."
    " I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation."
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    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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    I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
    I think I ate your chocolate squirrel
    There's a party in my pants and everybody is invited.
    [when Veronica is replacing Ron after he fails to turn up] You're not Ron...
    I'm not gonna lie to you, that smells like pure gasoline.
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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    **edit** this probably should go in the famous quotes section, but damnit imma whore!! and so i post in the whores lounge!!!
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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    mooooooooooooooooooooooved

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    thanx!
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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    I got one...

    "nice shoes.. wanna fuck"
    ~In life it's most important to find a world that belongs to us. Life is meaningful only when we can find this world.~

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    yes please



    but i dont think JM would apreciate that very much
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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    ewe that monkey is gross...yuckie chris
    ~In life it's most important to find a world that belongs to us. Life is meaningful only when we can find this world.~

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    ewe that monkey is gross...yuckie chris
    your just saying that because the monkey has a bigger penis than..........ooops.
    j/k
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