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    Default Hmm... condom issue ( lol )

    Eh, I tried looking stuff up, couldn't find much of anything. So I come here, on IA (****ing hell... )

    anyways, odd issue - anytime I put a condom on for doing the dirty, unless I'm like doing missionary, but say if the girl is on top, I seem to just lose my happiness and go flaccid, and at times even when it is missionary. Granted the girl I've been seeing wants me without it ( she's on the pill etc ) and without the condom on I'm just peachy king. Someone mentioned that I might need a larger sized condom ( girth wise ) that it might be too constrictive, but I don't know? Is it because I'm still just not used to condoms, or should I go ahead and try a larger girth condom?

    Odd question to ask, but eh, it bothers me to some extent.


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    Put it in her poopshoot... I dunno if that will help out your situation, but it's good times

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    Quote Originally Posted by robbyrob016
    Put it in her poopshoot... I dunno if that will help out your situation, but it's good times
    Thats awsome...
    being smaller should make you last longer. Thats why starship sell's those restricter rings
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    ^^ I'm anti-poopshoot lol


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    are you having a problem with entry while she is on top? that what makes me go flaccid

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSINXS
    are you having a problem with entry while she is on top? that what makes me go flaccid
    if she is wet you should never have that problem
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    if she is wet you should never have that problem
    some girls naturally aren't as naturally lubricated as others are fyi


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    well i say go raw dizzle! shes on the pill and just pull out i know thats bad advice but um try a diff. brand i used to have the problem when i used lifestyles but i switched to the trojan colors and i have no problems now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2
    well i say go raw dizzle! shes on the pill and just pull out i know thats bad advice but um try a diff. brand i used to have the problem when i used lifestyles but i switched to the trojan colors and i have no problems now.
    hmm, well it was a trojan pleasure pack that I had used ( for first time and the times after that )


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    get the glow in the dark ones and cut out the lights. then you can pretend its a light saber. maybe itll appeal to your sci fi side. sounds like its more of a matter of putting the condom is more of a mood killer. get her to put it on, makes a huge difference for me. aside from that, i think youve got a borderline confidence problem due to nerves and not really being all that experienced. the first couple times with a new girl are usually awkward and dont always work right. but after a couple times your more familiar with her and tend to be more relaxed. then things work right. trust me on this, you should know i know.

    oh and way to go justin. is it the lebanese chic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pure insanity
    get the glow in the dark ones and cut out the lights. then you can pretend its a light saber. maybe itll appeal to your sci fi side. sounds like its more of a matter of putting the condom is more of a mood killer. get her to put it on, makes a huge difference for me. aside from that, i think youve got a borderline confidence problem due to nerves and not really being all that experienced. the first couple times with a new girl are usually awkward and dont always work right. but after a couple times your more familiar with her and tend to be more relaxed. then things work right. trust me on this, you should know i know.

    oh and way to go justin. is it the lebanese chic?

    nope, different - back to the lightsaber comment - I have this tshirt with a cartoonized stormtrooper helmet on it and back like junior year Alex made a comment about how I should buy myself a glow in the dark condom and I could use it as a lightsaber she says hi btw


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    Quote Originally Posted by pure insanity
    get the glow in the dark ones and cut out the lights. then you can pretend its a light saber. maybe itll appeal to your sci fi side. sounds like its more of a matter of putting the condom is more of a mood killer. get her to put it on, makes a huge difference for me. aside from that, i think youve got a borderline confidence problem due to nerves and not really being all that experienced. the first couple times with a new girl are usually awkward and dont always work right. but after a couple times your more familiar with her and tend to be more relaxed. then things work right. trust me on this, you should know i know.

    oh and way to go justin. is it the lebanese chic?
    Amazing post. Try that and tell me you don't lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by pure insanity
    get the glow in the dark ones and cut out the lights. then you can pretend its a light saber. maybe itll appeal to your sci fi side. sounds like its more of a matter of putting the condom is more of a mood killer. get her to put it on, makes a huge difference for me. aside from that, i think youve got a borderline confidence problem due to nerves and not really being all that experienced. the first couple times with a new girl are usually awkward and dont always work right. but after a couple times your more familiar with her and tend to be more relaxed. then things work right. trust me on this, you should know i know.

    oh and way to go justin. is it the lebanese chic?


    Nah i put a glow on condom on and chicks are like WTF!! IS that a lava lamp IT looks something like this before i stick it in her.
    http://www.giantlavalamp.com/images/main_day_m.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by stay_up
    Nah i put a glow on condom on and chicks are like WTF!! IS that a lava lamp IT looks something like this before i stick it in her.
    http://www.giantlavalamp.com/images/main_day_m.jpg
    >picks feet up reallllly high to walk-coz the sh it is getting pretty deep in here< thats funny though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stay_up
    Nah i put a glow on condom on and chicks are like WTF!! IS that a lava lamp IT looks something like this before i stick it in her.
    http://www.giantlavalamp.com/images/main_day_m.jpg
    puahahahahahahahahahahahahah lava lamp.. lets get it son :idb:


    yeahhhhhh you likeeeee when she does thattttttt

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    screw it, I'm just gonna go find me some viagra and call it a day


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    ^^ dude im with you.. i hate condoms..

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    condoms suck, but they are a necessary evil




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    try this... have the condom already out and in your hand while your getting some oral service then when your ready throw it on and your good to go.

    if not then
    go raw dizzle for a sec to get hard then put the condom on and finish out with it on.

    3rd option put it on while your soft get the oral service a flavored one might come in handy if your girl has a prob with the way they taste. once your hard your ready to go.. after a few times of the third option you should mentally be over the condom=soft wang syndrome lol

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    Just like Miller Light, Condoms are less filling.......

    Used to have problems with them myself once upon a time, the common brands are so restrictive. I would even have issues climaxing, fuk all night! Magnum XL's FTW!!! However, I prefer in house pu$$y, a monogamous relationship, mandatory & random STD testing and no condoms ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by con
    Just like Miller Light, Condoms are less filling.......

    Used to have problems with them myself once upon a time, the common brands are so restrictive. I would even have issues climaxing, fuk all night! Magnum XL's FTW!!! However, I prefer in house pu$$y, a monogamous relationship, mandatory & random STD testing and no condoms ...........
    ^ Agreed...then everythings all like
    instead of (imagine the hand as your flaccidness.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    I seem to just lose my happiness and go flaccid, and at times even when it is missionary.


    Is it really a condom issue?

    Things to consider:

    -Are you on any medication?
    -Do you consume large amounts of alcohol?
    -Any significant lifestyle changes?
    -Under large amount of stress?
    -Are you really attracted to her?
    -Could you possibly be gay? (*Note: Not implying all Canadians are gay.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by C22H19N3O4
    Is it really a condom issue?

    Things to consider:

    -Are you on any medication?
    -Do you consume large amounts of alcohol?
    -Any significant lifestyle changes?
    -Under large amount of stress?
    -Are you really attracted to her?
    -Could you possibly be gay? (*Note: Not implying all Canadians are gay.)
    No
    No
    No
    No
    hell yes
    hell no

    I mean, about 99% of the time with the condom on it was good to go in missionary, but was it a race against time without the condom on, there has never been an issue - I might have to actually step up to a magnum for girth to see if its any help


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    yeah dude condoms FTL big time. i hate them but i have to protect the big man downstairs...

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    try these


    They are the best feeling condoms I ever used, but they are kinda expensive



    Oh yeah you cant break them (or atleast not by f ucking LOL)

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    I had a problem breaking condoms like 3-4 in one sitting or screwing whatever you wanna call it. Moved to the magnums and its all gravy. And yeah sorta had that Im getting bored problem before and just switched up positions and ****. I start doggie almost every time so I keep myself interested. (Maybe Im just hella OCD lol)
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    If you been having sex unprotected and feeling the real thing, then wearing a condom will give you issues. Some positions you will be able to keep your **** hard, and others the **** will go limp..
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