nostrils and knees too small.

[dowhat101]

i need to enlarge my nostrils and knee caps. how?

please help. ASAP.

[mocha latte cupcake]

interesting.... and what is wrong with them again or did you want them larger just because?

[dowhat101]

well they are too small, so i want them bigger.

[Novacaine]

Take a razor and go to it.

[mocha latte cupcake]

plastic surgery is your friend

[ahmonrah]

step 1: drive from your residence to midtown atlanta.

step 2: post up across from "the vortex" and enter an establishment named after the UGA mascot.

step3: give in the the solicitations of someone sharing the same chromosome that identifies males from females.

step4: leave SAID establishment with aformentioned same chromosome person.

step5: in an obscure and hidden place, YOU, get on your knees.

step6: allow same chromosome person to skull fuck you, nostils only.

rince wash and repeat, and i'm guessing in 6 months of doing that weekly you should get what you want. well that and a sinus infection!

[DarkPrince10]

i need to enlarge my nostrils and knee caps. how?

start picking your nose with your thumb