My girl drives a.....wait, I don't have a girl. Thank god cause if I did, I wouldn't have my car. At my age girls are evil and suck the very man essence out of you until you are left as one large pile of "Yes baby" and "Right away honey". No way.

Unless they can sit in the passenger seat, only open their mouthes when addressing my friends with "Yes Sir" or plunging meat into it, never ask for money and generally be seen and not heard....i'll stay single.

No offense to the ladies.