SOMETIMES I LEAVE HERSHEY SQUIRTS IN THE STALL, IT CAN GET MESSY
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SOMETIMES I LEAVE HERSHEY SQUIRTS IN THE STALL, IT CAN GET MESSY
i do it all the time...difference btwn me and u is, i never sit on the toilet:no:
haha this is crazy
i take a dump at work... but its a family business so its all good
ay ricky, you ever skip to my lou at work?
what about doing teh squirt mcgirt?
Hell we locked the boss out of the bathroom, he ended up poppin a squat in the bushes outside
damn . i take a shit at work on a regular basis:D . if you dont have a stall door FUK IT! you dont hvae those accomadations in a cell:police:
I just took a dump at Yousef's work. It streaked the bowl and everything. Does that count?
sometimes, Im usually leavin floaters down the hershey highway if you catch my driftQuote:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
it can splash back, its like it has a mind of its own, crazy
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
thats gotta be bonus pointsQuote:
Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
was it swirly or just straight shot down the back?
just flush right after you shit then flush again if you shit some more if you think it will smell that bad.....then use lysol if its in the bathroom.
i think your freakin out about it too much. just go shit. everyone has to do it one way or another. lol your a guy for petes sake just let it go...men get away with it more than women.
It left like three skidmark on the left side. Looks like somebody went drifting on a porcelain NASCAR track. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
rarely happens, but when I just can't hold it any longer I double up on the toilet liners and top it with tissue before taking a seat......
nice.. once in a while I get mines comin out like soft serve ice cream, thats the best cause the bowl gets all kinds a nasty.. woohoo esp when I been eatin corn or nutty products :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
as far as instat relief there is nothing better then talkin a nice dump.
all i gotta say is, when u gotta go, u gotta go :goodjob:
oh man I got that ITIS.. for reals this time
see u in 10-15
WOW
that was the best one I had in a while.. had a lil scene tho
so I get into the stall, pull down my trousers right.. I get in my defensive position, ready to attack, phil collins is playin over head "heat of the nite" (I really like that song btw) so right as the drums are playin in the song, I start playin mines.. anyways I finish my busness and theres no damn TP, greeeeat.. I gotta go to the next one I guess.. but I dont wanna tense up and risk smearing. I get up w/ my slacks around my knees and proceed w/ said wiping.. good times!
I feel great now :D
this thread reeks
YEAH IM BOUT TO GO DROP OFF THE COSBYS IN A FEWQuote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: dat is so wrong on all levels:lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
I just DID THAT SHYT!! lmao I came back entered a few more boxes. I came to see what was going on here, then BAM saw this and laughed my ass off! lol:goodjob: ....Vegeta
I perfer to take a shit in a big arena, then fight to the death with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
my work has 2 individual bathrooms. i always use the womens cause its cleaner. i just put down paper and bomb away. we have lysol, but im usually too lazy and i get satisfaction from knowing that other ppl smell my shit.
I normally don't like doing it at work. But fuck it. I had to play ring around the building, cause I wanted to be alone, uninterrupted. I also hate doing it at work cause people come in, look see your shoes, & wanna fuck with yah!! lol....Vegeta
LOL where you work at?Quote:
Originally Posted by VegetaRules
I take shits at Perimeter, there are lots of bathrooms so it's not hard to find privacy
whew just took mine...one of the nicest this yr so far...
Dotn get me wrong but when I used to work for officemax...fucking guys and girls bathroom....for some fucking odd reason shit would be allover the corner of the stall and ontop of the ceiling? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT!!!!??? And some idiots would smear there shit all over the toilet and instead of flushing it they throw it away in a trash can...GODAMN IDIOTS!!
shits nasty man. LOL i got my own bathroom here (2 people, 2 bathrooms) but i just dont want to stink up the joint too bad lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
My boss and I were liike O.O WTF HAPPENED IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!!!?? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHARD ON THE CEILING!!?? Man either girls have powerful bowels or that lady reallly really needed to go.
enter scene from harold and kumar lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
light a match.. it makes the stink go away
i dont mind shitting at my office, but my job requires me to be in/out of peoples homes, usually 10 or so houses a day (i do the quality assurance monitoring so im kinda in/out watching employees and talking w/ customers, things of that nature) so usually i have the chance to stop and blow out a stores shitter before ill shit in someone elses house, although i have been known to leave massive terds at peoples homes, b/c afterall ill most likely never see these people again in my life
LOL I work at a non-profit organization. 2 of my cousins work with me, & my buddy knows when I leave my desk.lol We have 2 bathrooms in the building. One in the warehouse, then the solo nicer one for visters.Quote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
So I didn't wanna risk blowing up the up front one,( CEO, & Next in line, accountant & secretary all within 10 feet of set bathroom) nor having them eyeball me comming out.
So I went to the other one, my cousins in the stall snoozing. So had to wait for him to get out, thats where the loop came in at.lol I also do not sit down in public, tissue or not.lol :no:
So I flush before I use the bathroom either way. lol Yeah, I'm a nutty guy. lol:goodjob: ....Vegeta
I TAKE A SHIT AT WORK ALL THE FREAKIN TIME. honestly, who fuckin cares if you stink up the bathroom, thats what youre supposed to do in there. the bathroom aint supposed to smell like rose...anybody who gets on you for stinkin up the bathroom is a hypocrite, cause everybody has done it at one point. some just more than others. LOL @ all of yall walkin around like ur shit dont stink
shitting is not discrimintory, doesnt matter who you are or where your at, if it wants to, its comming out
im accually sitting on the john right now.. nothing like cleanin yourself out while browsin IA, and d/l'n music
haha whats up B, tell em man, im serious as shit over here