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  1. 01-08-2007, 08:42 AM #1
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    Default I think my roommates dog ate a used condom....

    Well 2 nights ago I was really drunk and apparently fucked this girl on my bedroom floor (my bed is really loud and didn't want to wake up my roommates) and well after I came I put the condom in this bowl I had sitting on the floor.

    Well yesterday when I woke up I knew it was somewhere but couldn't find it, finally later yesterday evening I found it and was like "Ok Matt, remember to clean that up." Well I forgot and just a few minutes ago I was cleaning up my room some and see that it is totally gone and the dog had eaten some other things that were on my floor....

    2 questions...

    1- Is the dog going to die?
    2- Am I going to be a father?

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  2. 01-08-2007, 08:43 AM #2
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    lmfao! , dogs breath might smell like dick , and i hope you dont have a litter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Well 2 nights ago I was really drunk and apparently fucked this girl on my bedroom floor (my bed is really loud and didn't want to wake up my roommates) and well after I came I put the condom in this bowl I had sitting on the floor.

    Well yesterday when I woke up I knew it was somewhere but couldn't find it, finally later yesterday evening I found it and was like "Ok Matt, remember to clean that up." Well I forgot and just a few minutes ago I was cleaning up my room some and see that it is totally gone and the dog had eaten some other things that were on my floor....

    2 questions...

    1- Is the dog going to die?
    2- Am I going to be a father?


    sometimes I wonder how you make it on your own....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    sometimes I wonder how you make it on your own....
    I scrap by and rarely clean up.

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    the dog now has teh HIV...
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    he got the aids?

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    JADE HAS ALREADY DONE THIS MATT LOL

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    The real bad thing is that the dog has done this before....

    And last time, it was shitting it out at my roommates parent's house when his mom was walking the dog. She said she had to help pull the condom out because it didn't pass correctly..

    He is gonna be pissed...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    JADE HAS ALREADY DONE THIS MATT LOL
    I know!!!

    This is just all the more reason for me not to use condoms...I'm not responsible enough to clean up after myself.

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    I'd laugh my @ss off if the dog tried to sh*t it out and it blew a @ssbubble with the condom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    I'd laugh my @ss off if the dog tried to sh*t it out and it blew a @ssbubble with the condom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    I'd laugh my @ss off if the dog tried to sh*t it out and it blew a @ssbubble with the condom.
    If my roommate asks what happened, I'm just gonna say the condom fell off while I was in the dog...

    If he gets mad, I can be like "WHAT?! I DIDN'T WANT HER HAVING PUPPIES!"

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    I need to be more positive about this situation...

    Atleast I don't have to pick up the condom anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    sometimes I wonder how you make it on your own....

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    some condoms are edibile. But you may want to check the dogs poop see if it come up...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    some condoms are edibile. But you may want to check the dogs poop see if it come up...lol
    Well she passed one last time, so hopefully it happens again. It was the same type of condom.

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    I'm pretty sure you're going to die before you're 30 Matt, AIDS aside.

    Val for President.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    I'm pretty sure you're going to die before you're 30 Matt, AIDS aside.
    Yea.

    I wonder how...

    AIDS, Alcohol poisoning, kidney failure, getting shot, blowing up the house because I can't cook with a gas stove, famine, who knows.

    I'd say it may be a combination of them all.

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    Don't talk to my friends like that val.......geez
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Yea.

    I wonder how...

    AIDS, Alcohol poisoning, kidney failure, getting shot, blowing up the house because I can't cook with a gas stove, famine, who knows.

    I'd say it may be a combination of them all.
    Lol, consider them learning experiences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    Don't talk to my friends like that val.......geez
    LOL. Matt's my friend too. But there's no use hiding the truth, dude.

    Val for President.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    LOL. Matt's my friend too. But there's no use hiding the truth, dude.
    agreed
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    If I put in my will that when I die, I want a girl to suck my limp cold dick, think it'd happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked


    If I put in my will that when I die, I want a girl to suck my limp cold dick, think it'd happen?
    Knowing the girls yall hang out with, shouldn't be a problem.

    Val for President.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    Knowing the girls yall hang out with, shouldn't be a problem.
    True true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    Knowing the girls yall hang out with, shouldn't be a problem.
    We like sluts and sluts like us

    whats the issue here val????
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