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    Default Weather Update....LOL

    Weather Bulletin - Colorado

    Priceless. Think about this for a moment.

    Denver News

    This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of
    Jefferson County after a snowstorm.

    WEATHER BULLETIN
    Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered from a Historic event;
    may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a
    historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that
    broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of
    motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of
    communities and cut power to 10's of thousands.

    FYI:
    George Bush did not come.
    FEMA did nothing.
    No one howled for the government.
    No one blamed the government.
    No one even uttered an expletive on TV.
    Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.
    Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else.
    Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either.
    CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5
    snowstorm. Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.
    No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.
    No one looted.

    Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.
    Nobody expected the government to do anything, either.
    No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo
    Rivera.
    No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be found.
    Nope, we just melted the snow for water.
    Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.
    The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a
    penny.

    Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments
    delivered it to the snowbound families.
    Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.
    We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.
    We put on extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die".
    We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of
    a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes
    for 'sittin at home' checks.

    Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never fallen this
    early, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.
    In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about
    40 degrees North Latitude, 90% of the world's social problems evaporate.
    It does seem that way, at least to me.

    I hope this gets passed on.
    Maybe SOME people will get the message. The world does Not owe you a living.
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    thats cool!

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    Racist!


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    awesome +1

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    lirl cat 5 snowstorm
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    fuk colorado and fuk u brett
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    what are you, a meteorlogist now?

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    Its Colorado. Who cares?

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    send ken cook my regards

    fag

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    what a loser

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    haha B what up loc

    the fuk is bretts deal, he think he can read storm patterns, what gives

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    send ken cook my regards

    fag
    don't hate on ken cook!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
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    he think he a fortune teller, he think he knows what mother earth has brewin

    tell me your future brett
    : holds fist up:

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    yea Voltar, what gives.. riddle me this, what am I wearin tomorrow

    scumbag

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    look at yousef over there
    oh yeah mayne, i seen you on Beauty and the Geek, you was teamed up with a fine brawd, get me that number son

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    haha yosef was on there soley for ratings

    root for the nerd, the loser, all that jazz

    poor guy

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    i hate you all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
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    Lol, yousef is wildin

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    you dont hate us, we're like your bigger brothers

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    yea.. bigger, more better looking brothers

    rico suave homeboy

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    that means i was adopted!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
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    i will refrain from commenting what i REALYYY want to say, but i TOTALLY agree with everything that was in the post that brett reposted... down to the last line!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    i will refrain from commenting what i REALYYY want to say, but i TOTALLY agree with everything that was in the post that brett reposted... down to the last line!
    Yeah I agree on every part of it, Mainly nice way of saying people in LA were greedy and freeloaders
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless
    Yeah I agree on every part of it, Mainly nice way of saying people in LA were greedy and freeloaders
    yup!
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    I was watching something on CNN a few weeks back that said over 20,000+ people are still freeloading off the FEMA trailers and want extensions for like another year on them.

    Nice to see my hard earned tax money is paying thier room and board.
    Brett (One of the true OG's, No really... ask anyone)
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    SWEET!! +379110950483234
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