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    Default Why does Helen Keller masterbate one handed?

    So she can MOAN with the other hand.




    Sorry I'm bored and I saw the other Helen Keller joke.
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    lol, maybe you should get the neons back up there. plenty of entertainment.
    or go play baseball with the blue civic
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    How come no one heard her scream when she fell off the cliff??

    She was wearing gloves. Later, QD.
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    ^LOL@QD!
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    so wrong... yet so funny
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    why does she wear tight pants?

    so you can read her lips
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    How come no one heard her scream when she fell off the cliff??

    She was wearing gloves. Later, QD.
    damn

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    Thats fd up...bAHAHHA

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    Holeee Sheet.

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    what... you look in the mirror again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite
    what... you look in the mirror again?

    No..

    Found tranny porn on your computer.

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    i havent been looking at car parts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
    No..

    Found tranny porn on your computer.
    Car parts have sex? Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Main Stream
    So she can MOAN with the other hand.




    Sorry I'm bored and I saw the other Helen Keller joke.

    haha that's the one i posted in the other thread

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