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  1. 01-05-2007, 05:31 PM #1
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    Talking Jokes thread!! post your funny jokes

    i don't know if this is a repost, but lets see what kind of humor the IA ppl have so post up some of your best jokes.

    i'll start

    Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want". The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you, anyway."
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  2. 01-05-2007, 05:34 PM #2
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    What you trying to say??? Huh??? {^^^points at location}
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  3. 01-05-2007, 05:37 PM #3
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    i wanna hear some jokes! lol
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    Why can't Helen Keller drive?

    Because she's a woman.
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    ohh snap!
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  6. 01-05-2007, 05:44 PM #6
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    How do you punish Hellen Keller?

    Leave the plunger in the toilet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    How do you punish Hellen Keller?

    Leave the plunger in the toilet
    You made me get this crazy ass pic in my head LOL +1
    {tried to rep, but couldnt maybe next time}
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    How do you punish Hellen Keller?

    Leave the plunger in the toilet
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    Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
    A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
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    omg this one is really bad!

    Why don't women wear watches?
    There's a clock on the stove!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ranj
    omg this one is really bad!

    Why don't women wear watches?
    There's a clock on the stove!

    hahaha that's great
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    What you trying to say??? Huh??? {^^^points at location}


    yea man, wtf mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by imbosile
    yea man, wtf mate
    didn't mean anything by it, its a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imbosile
    yea man, wtf mate
    I liked how you had my back!!! GT FTMFW!!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    I liked how you had my back!!! GT FTMFW!!! LOL

    Haha, anytime
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    Default sickest joke ever wrong and hilarious at the same time

    Q. how do you make a little girl cry twice ???
    A. take your bloody dick and wipe it on her teddy bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidewayz
    Q. how do you make a little girl cry twice ???
    A. take your bloody dick and wipe it on her teddy bear
    that is disgusting man


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    Quote Originally Posted by sidewayz
    Q. how do you make a little girl cry twice ???
    A. take your bloody dick and wipe it on her teddy bear
    bro.. no good ....... people go to jail for that kid... and become exiled form society
    yessir...i even walk sidewayz....

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    I thought this was funny -so im eating with a couple people and this guy who has a 5.0 and was raping me all day goin places, he was drunk as hell and out of no where he said 'dude, you need to buckle down and...(drunken slurring) get a real car

    I drive a honda...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TR_Accord
    I thought this was funny -so im eating with a couple people and this guy who has a 5.0 and was raping me all day goin places, he was drunk as hell and out of no where he said 'dude, you need to buckle down and...(drunken slurring) get a real car

    I drive a honda...
    Where's the funny???
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  22. 01-06-2007, 11:16 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by fcman
    Where's the funny???
    haha thats funny!!
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    If it doesn't break you wern't driving hard enough!
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    lol, it is pretty funny if your not all caught up about your honda...i woulda said shit back but not after him killin me all day
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    Your mom is so fat

    I took a taxi, a train, and a plane to get on her good side

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    i wish I could neg rep this whole thread, not one funny joke
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