Somethings you should never say to a cop.

[Greddypacked]

I thought some of these were pretty good.

NEVER SAY TO A COP
>
>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>8. I pay your salary!
>9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
> cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably
> shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[ProjectWidow]

I thought some of these were pretty good.

NEVER SAY TO A COP
>
>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>8. I pay your salary!
>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
> cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably
> shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

haha i heard those before. here are some more

13. Bad cop! No donut!
14. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
15. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?
16. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
17. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
18. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.


one of my teachers at school had a poster of like 20 of those

[Kristi]

those are good

[Z33_kid]

lol teyll prolly tell u go get out car an taze u lol

[SilverJester]

19. ::hand officer a beer:: you can keep that one, I have 5 more (as you hold up remaining six pack).
20. ::get out of car after crashing:: it's ok guys, I didn't spill my beer.


hahahaha, anyone else see the longest yard?

[Repost Squintz]

^u got those from the longest yard

[The Yousef]

>8. I pay your salary!

some one on here posted this awhile back:

"since i pay taxes too....technically that means I'm self-employed"

[MitsuEvo6]

the longest yard rocked...."don't get short with me mr frodo."

[JustinSane110™]

>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Another one they don't like is when you tell them they look like Farva from Super Troopers. Needless to say I got a ticket on that stop, not my fault he looked like that.

One of my old gym coaches said he got pulled over and when the cop told him how fast he was goin (75 in a 50) he goes "Well, I was goin alot faster than that til I saw you up on the hill officer..." cop let him go with a warning.

[HEATON]

I had a friend get arrested by Secuirty Forces (AF Mil PO-PO) for "Extending the Middle Finger" to them.

[MitsuEvo6]

I had a friend get arrested by Secuirty Forces (AF Mil PO-PO) for "Extending the Middle Finger" to them.

haha..ya...most MP's have the biggest stick in there ass.