Saturday Funny...

[quickdodge®]

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site.
The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."
To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.
He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."
Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."
The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy.
He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!"

Later, QD.

[The Ninja]

don't get it....wait... o surprise.. :/....nott oo funny

[quickdodge®]

don't get it....wait... o surprise.. :/....nott oo funny

Ok. Later, QD.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Hahaha.

[R.Kelly]

lol i liked it good stuff

[Awsome]

i wonder how much time you can save, by not typing "LATER, QD." on every single one of your posts....

[ATK_Designs]

i wonder how much time you can save, by not typing "LATER, QD." on every single one of your posts....

If you must:

QD's average posting, as of now is 29,751 posts/day.

His join date is 10-03-2009, that is -1020 days ago.

Take that, and multiply by his average post, which will equal = -30346020 posts.

By estimate, each time, it only cost him 1 second to type; that would equates to: -505767 minutes or -8429.45 hours, or -351.22708333333333333333333333333 days.

See the minus (-) sign in front of it? That means, since he's from the future, as of now, he's still credited -351.22708333333333333333333333333 days of typing "Later, QD".

351.2270833 days later, he would be at 0 balance and by then, it'll start costing him time to type in those "Later, QD". So now, he still have 351.2270833 days to waste away.

[quickdodge®]

If you must:

QD's average posting, as of now is 29,751 posts/day.

His join date is 10-03-2009, that is -1020 days ago.

Take that, and multiply by his average post, which will equal = -30346020 posts.

By estimate, each time, it only cost him 1 second to type; that would equates to: -505767 minutes or -8429.45 hours, or -351.22708333333333333333333333333 days.

See the minus (-) sign in front of it? That means, since he's from the future, as of now, he's still credited -351.22708333333333333333333333333 days of typing "Later, QD".

351.2270833 days later, he would be at 0 balance and by then, it'll start costing him time to type in those "Later, QD". So now, he still have 351.2270833 days to waste away.

Well goddamn. I never thought about it that way. Hail. I never thought about it, period. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Why do you wonder that? Is it affecting you in any way? Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

OH JESUS INTERLUDE!!

[ATK_Designs]

oh shiet, it's late and I'm freaking drunk. Someones please correct if my math is wrong. I'm out, later.

[thinkfast®]

LOL @ QD'S DISCIPLE

THAT FOOL BROKE IT DOWN!