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  1. 12-15-2006, 10:29 AM #1
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    Default greatest chuck norris jokes?

    chuck norris doesn't tea bag people. he potato sacks them.
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    Yes. Apparently I owe BlueBullet a McDonalds coupon, a catalytic converter, and some lint for his girlfriend.
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    ever heard of.. old news?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthrt


    ever heard of.. old news?
    i am so bored right now...still half an hour left in class, and this was the first thing that came to mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magius
    Yes. Apparently I owe BlueBullet a McDonalds coupon, a catalytic converter, and some lint for his girlfriend.
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    chuck norris doesnt watch the news, he makes the news
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    ok, chuck norris is old news... please come up to date. thank you please come again
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    when chuck norris does push ups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down
    yessir...i even walk sidewayz....

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    chuck norris' tears cure cancer.... too bad he never cries
    yessir...i even walk sidewayz....

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    When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket
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    ...omg
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    Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids
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    Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets.
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  12. 12-15-2006, 12:27 PM #12
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    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas
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    If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
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    chuck norris is a fag.

    clint eastwood would beat the fuck out of chuck norris.. all while blindfolded with his arms tied behind his back on one leg
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    fucking post whore enough?
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    Chuck Norris is so badass he's the only man on earth that can have my sloopy 2nd's! :idb:
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    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)
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    Quote Originally Posted by no control
    chuck norris doesn't tea bag people. he potato sacks them.
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    ^^^ wtf is up with the panda in ur sig?!
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    he sees the dinner bill and freaks...

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    why does chuck norris hate public toilets?
    the water level is too high.

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    when chuck norris goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for jack bauer
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    when chuck norris goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for jack bauer
    lol NICE. +1 for you my friend.

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    if chuck norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    if chuck norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down


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    Ahahaha !!
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    ^lol
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    Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar, the bar was instanty destroyed because that much awesome can not be contained on one building.
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    Chuck norris built my turbo setup...................................
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    Chuck Norris believe's its not butter...
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    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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    Where the fuck were you when these were funny at the time?

    Chuck Norris jokes = old news.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    Where the fuck were you when these were funny at the time?

    Chuck Norris jokes = old news.
    laughing. but now i'm bored. sorry for trying to amuse myself, dickwad
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    if you don't like it.....


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    i've never LOLed at chuck norris jokes. im glad that shit is old & over with...

    well... kinda..
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