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  1. 12-08-2006, 11:25 AM #1
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    Default Christmas Joke Puto's

    A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

    The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."!!! The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you? Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered "Yes, he sure did"!!! The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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  2. 12-08-2006, 01:10 PM #2
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    I chuckled, but why are you posting threads about little girls and horse dicks? Pretty sick man.
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    ^^the ONLY person to talk.
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    That's an old joke...
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    SO IS YOUR MOTHER
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    What are you afraid of?
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  8. 12-08-2006, 04:38 PM #8
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    ^^ POSTED LIKE A TRUE NOOB.. NOTHIN TO DO WITH ANYONE IN HERE NOR THE THREAD!! PLEASE LEAVE!
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  9. 12-08-2006, 04:39 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by PIITB
    You only talk about my mother because you are scared of women. You feel inferior cause you have women's breast, and a women's ass, but you still call yourself a man...

    Kinda sad...
    WTF?!

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    OK, so who is behind the fake thinkfast?

    Judging by the old jokes, it must be Brett.
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  12. 12-08-2006, 04:44 PM #12
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    LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A DIPSHIT TOO, LOL.. WE GOTTA LIVE ONE FELLAS!!
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    u r so cool, Can I have your autograph? Weren't you in CB4?
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    NO BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS, SHE WAS THE GAY BLACK DUDE IN THE JOINT

    FUK OUTTA HERE NOOB

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    Quote Originally Posted by PIITB
    u r so cool, Can I have your autograph? Weren't you in CB4?
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    Look you made an arrow... Coool....

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    OMG GROSS! GET OUTTA HERE OGRE
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    Do you talk to yourself like this all day?

    I mean you take what I type put your thoughts in,and that way you can be "out"..
    Cool....
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    I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING?
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    WTF is going on in here? n00bs attacking an OG? GTFOutta here with that shit.
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    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    WTF is going on in here? n00bs attacking an OG? GTFOutta here with that shit.
    NUFF RESPECT FOR OG'S, BUT THIS IS ABUSE OF POWER... HE CHANGES ALMOST EVERYTHING I POST. AREN'T THERE RULES TO BEING A MOD?

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    THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN, THIS PEON PIITBITCH NEED TO KNOW HIS ROLE.. THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH!

    ELLINGWOOD WHERE U BEEN MAN? COME OUT TO THE SHOW ON SUNDAY, CHECK THE MEETS SECTION..
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    LOL @ "IN THE RING"
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    THAT'S WHAT THEY CALLED IT WHEN I PLAYED BALL AT TEXAS...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN, THIS PEON PIITBITCH NEED TO KNOW HIS ROLE.. THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH!

    ELLINGWOOD WHERE U BEEN MAN? COME OUT TO THE SHOW ON SUNDAY, CHECK THE MEETS SECTION..
    Aight, I'm down. You bringin the Steel Reserve?
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PIITB
    NUFF RESPECT FOR OG'S, BUT THIS IS ABUSE OF POWER... HE CHANGES ALMOST EVERYTHING I POST. AREN'T THERE RULES TO BEING A MOD?

    IF I TAKE HIM IN THE RING, I WANT HIS POST COUNT, MOD POWERS, AND GREEN BARS...
    I don't get it. He changes your posts? I don't think so. I would see where he did. I think you are full of shit.

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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    I don't get it. He changes your posts? I don't think so. I would see where he did. I think you are full of shit.

    You gone yet? -------------------------------->
    iT'S TRUE i POSTE4D SCREEN SHOTS OF WHILE HE WAS DOING IT... bUT I SEE YALL ARE BOYS, SO I'LL QUIT...
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    Hmm....screen shots? Didn't see those either, and yes, I am a super mod. I see all.
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    really? So as a super mod, you can address this?

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    Address what? That he was modifying a post? Where was he modifying a post? This is a big board. That proves nothing. Your post would say "Modified by Thinkfast" if he edited it. Do I have to prove it to you?
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    Why did it stop? LOL
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